Crimson II * by Edge Of Sanity

Pros: It grabbed my azz and ground its way to my shivering expulsion of satisfaction.
Cons: I can never bring myself again to take a lover; I am his alone.

My first intimate encounter with Senor Swano (no, I refuse to properly accentuate him with umlauts; it makes his name look silly. Like it's wearing some sort of bobbly headwear, horribly unlike one of the devious masterminds of metal, cackling hideously ...