Breeders

Pros: Pleading the 5th Amendment
Cons: Snazzy movie jackets and computer graphics will be the death of me yet!

If I maybe so blatant as to make the next statement without making someone blow their Wheaties across the room in laughter, SusiDee has discriminating movie tastes. No matter how bad the production, the script, the actors, the special effects or the...

Pros: It's less than 2 hours long
Cons: The plot, the acting, the direction, and the effects

This movie was one of the more depressing movies to watch, not because the movie itself was depressing, but because it was horrible. The director tried to rip off Alien's suspense & feel, realized it wasn't going to work, and added in some...

Pros: You absolutely don't have to think
Cons: Does not meet the Bad Film Club requirements

B-movies are supposed to be fun... unfortunately, Breeders is beyond a B-movie, because it lacks the characteristics of a successful second rate film. Which is why I invite you to join Bad Film Club.

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Pros: Nice physique on male lead ("Ashley")
Cons: Is it possible to give a film less than one star?

BREEDERS is 93 minutes, written and directed by Paul Matthews, produced by Peak Viewing Productions -- and the name of the production company in itself is ironic. A meteor slams into the lawn of the school principal's home (she, a bloodless type,...

Pros: Too boring
Cons: those girls!

I know this is probably gonna be my most unpopular review ever, but oh well, here it goes. Breeders...what can be said about this movie? Theres not too much that can be said about the special effects except, how lame!! The acting was so-so at best, and...