Titanic

Pros: The pause and fast forward button button on the remote control, Kate Winslet, Hollywood Bombast
Cons: skinny hairless boy, the excruciating length of the sinking, predictable

I cheated. I deleted and reposted this review, with some ammendments, because I realized I had already DONE this rant, a while ago. The write off is hosted by darkofnight , and it is to complain about a choice for the Oscar for best picture. I...

Pros: reminds one cozily of Tron
Cons: reminds one cozily of Pretty in Pink

When I saw Titanic in the theaters with my charming and civilized wife (a lovely counterpoint to my sociopathic savagery), it was all that we could do to avoid being lynched by an emotionally spent mob of 14-year-old girls. It is the closest as I...

Pros: It cost over 100 million dollars, and for fans of "conspicuous consumption," it shows.
Cons: Although it's "just a movie," it's a disservice to the memory of the Titanic's dead.

Yes, I am. I am! I'm becoming green spam, I am. Forgive me, Lewis Carroll, Dr Seuss and Scott W. It was a week ago or more that I agreed to take part in a Write-off on ONE STAR HORROR FILMS. Almost immediately, I regretted the decision. I don't see...

Pros: Amazing attention to detail, fine craftsmanship, and Kate Winslet's bod.
Cons: Predictable, obviously, but who cares?

On the night of April 14, 1912, one day's sailing time from New York Harbor, the RMS Titanic, the world's largest ocean liner and pride of the White Star Line, was fatally grazed by an iceberg. In less than four hours, a ship which had been touted as ...

Pros: Well thought out & written, much more than an exploitation film.
Cons: May have some content that's questionable for younger viewers.

We've all heard about it: James Cameron made one of the biggest grossing movies to ever exist but utilizing a huge budget, a smash hit from the soundtrack, and a pair or stars that were itching to burst onto the scene. But the real question is, should ...

Pros: Cameron's direction; Leo.
Cons: Eh... some bad lines.

I can't quite say I've ever understood people's general feelings for Titanic. You have most men that I know, who say, "That is the worst F*CKING movie I've ever seen! It is an absolute piece of sh*t, and LEONARDO DiCAPRIO IS GAY!" They paused. "AND KATE ...

Pros: Great special effects
Cons: Hackneyed plot, miserable acting

Guess what? The ship sinks. Titanic is a wretched, puzzling film, with superb special effects sandwiched around a hackneyed love story featuring two of our rising wooden actors. If you haven't seen Titanic, I'm glad you're out of your coma. ...

Pros: This movie arose many feelings in me. I loved the romance.
Cons: The fact that the bad parts are true.

There have been two movies that I have seen in my life time that actually gave me a pain in the pit of my stomach. Of course Titanic was one and Saving Private Ryan was the other. The fact that they were true stories caused me great pain while watching...

Pros: great story line,great acting
Cons: it is a real tragic event in our history

When Titanic came out in theaters in December 1997 I didn't want to see it, but my husband did. Even though I am probably the biggest Leo fan why see a movie about a ship sinking. I didn't think it would be that good anyway. We went to see another movie...

Pros: Leave it to Titanic to get me reviewing products again.
Cons: Two days long. Jack is implausible. Why aren't girls concerned with diamonds while watching this?

Recently I've been having trouble writing product reviews. It's not that I haven't gotten excited about any products, it's just that, when I start to write, and I think to myself, "How can I describe my experience with a product to people and still say ...

Pros: incredible special effects, stays fairly true to historical data
Cons: schmaltzy love triangle plot

For those of you living on some other planet for the past few years, Titanic was a box office smash in late 1997/early 1998, compelling millions of people to see it (and thousand of teenage girls to see it numerous times). If you have been...

Pros: Well made and Historically accurate
Cons: sappy love story

Please don’t hate me for writing yet another review of this movie. My review of James Cameron’s Titanic is part of a Write Off-This Movie Really Made Me Cry. This movie really did make me cry-but not for the reason’s some people might...

Pros: A few good performances
Cons: Lousy script, poorly-structured.

There's one thing everyone's conveniently forgotten about Titanic. A while before its release, it was looking like becoming the next Waterworld. With stories of spiralling production costs, tortuous special effects work to reverse all the shadows on deck...

Pros: Direction; a magnificent ending and a haunting musical score.
Cons: Nil.

Human life is a conglomeration of opaline mirth and melancholy. Death and tragedies form those darker fields of life, where one’s thoughts seldom tread. All of us accept life’s brighter aspects, but shiver to open up the locked rooms ...

Pros: Movie is full of great acting, great special effects, great picture.
Cons: The movie is a bit too long.

For some reason, the Titanic has always held some special enchantment for me. I don't know what it is either, because you would think that a person my age (19) wouldn't be so obsessed with a ship. Perhaps it is the fact that the sinking of the Titanic...