Cons: only meant for gods so no one can wear them but me!!!!!
one day i was running in the reservoir when i come upon a pair of shoes....they were in the middle of the path but i seemed not to have noticed because i kept running for 34 seconds and then i realize i had just past a pair of Adidas Poseidon so i ran back to where the Adidas Poseidon were and i laced em up.....i leave my old shoes in the middle of the trail and continue on my way.
oh boy were these shoes great! it was pure heaven, u know that feeling when u put ur hands in semen- cement! cement! oh whoops, wrong feeling......when u put ur feet in semen..i mean CEMENT!!!!! pure heaven
so i keep running and then i come upon a beef franks vending machine in the middle of a little grove of trees, there was also a pot of chili that smelled like a portapody without glade plug-ins.....i buy a frank and the guy tells me to beware of the Adidas Posiedon becuase only gods where shoes like those, cuz theyre SO GOOD.....i eat my frank and leave
after running for 34more seconds i look at my watch..."wut a coincidence" i thought "its 4:20" i needed some acid, i mean a drink....im thinkin guinness wud be nice, all of a sudden there appears a mug of guinness in my hand. i yell "get in mah belly" and do a little jig....then i continue to run.
well all i have to say is ADidas Poseidon are shoes for gods so no one is worthy of wearin them except me....and that guinness tastes like chicken
jasus mary and holy josehp