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Whip Your Lover Into Shape With T.L.C.'s Whipped Creme Marshmallow Fluff
Written: Jan 5, 2008
Rated a Very Helpful Review by the Epinions community
Pros:Eight ounce can, requires no refrigeration, sugar free.
Cons:Sticky, loses its fluff after a few minutes.
The Bottom Line: If you are into marshmallows and sloppy, sticky sex then this is some great fluff.
Disclaimer: This is a review of an adult product. If you are sensitive to such topics then do not continue to read this review.
After a somewhat interesting but ultimately disappointing experience with Vagina Whip I started asking around to some SoCal people in the valley [San Fernando] about comparable products. What I got was a very interesting education on body creams [and cremes], lotions, oils and other related material. The T.L.C. name came up a few times and I heard nothing but good things about the company; a week later I was gifted with three canisters of Body Whipped Creme, one of which was the Marshmallow Fluff flavor. Body Whipped Creme is the main name of the product, the listing here at good old Epinions is a little skewed.
Body Whipped Crème: Marshmallow Fluff
I still find it amazing that Topco can get away with using a trademarked name; maybe "marshmallow fluff" isn't a term that can be trademarked. What ever the case, this does have a slight 'marshmallow fluff' taste to it but ultimately, it tastes like marshmallows. The eight ounce can is easy to use; just shake it, aim it and let it rip. That's all there is to it. Oh, and if you are worried about empty calories, there's no reason to frown about this product because it is sugar free [sweetened with Splenda] and you dont need to keep it in the refrigerator because it contains no dairy products or dairy by-products.
You don't have to have a lacking or lagging sex life to make use of something like this. Have you ever had an impromptu romp in the kitchen after a mini food fight? Carry that same vibe over in to the bedroom with this product. Tommy and I have an active sex life, you'll never hear me complain about it but that doesn't mean that we don't try out new things. Sadly, a majority of the experiments end up with us rolling on the floor laughing or sitting on the vanity in the bathroom with an ice pack on some part of the body. I'm happy to say that no trips to the emergency room occurred from using this product but I did have to wash the sheets, take a shower and get two really big knots out of my hair after being sprayed with it.
Tommy was all grins and giggles when he saw the box; he put up a very weak fight when I told him that we needed to try out the marshmallow flavor first; the other two flavors were strawberry and cherry. We'd already had those flavors with other products and let's face it, if you are going to get down and dirty, having something with marshmallow in it can only make things better. I dont think I need to go into detail about how it was used or what happened as the results of it being used, if you have a filth trap mind I am sure you can figure it out.
This can be used on any part of the body you like; it comes out of the can and fluffs up [all flavors in this series do this, not just this one]. You do need to shake it so that when it comes out it isn't watery. Apply a little, apply a lot, it's your call but I highly suggest that you go light the first time because this stuff gets sticky when it starts to lose its puffiness. After its been exposed to body heat or [cough] physical activity it will start to break down and get watery. This would be a great time to hop in the shower because once it starts to dry out on your skin you feel like a walking piece of fly paper.
This is not intended to be used internally because the contents are under pressure; you arent going to get sick is some of it finds its way inside a body cavity but don't go shoving the can into sensitive parts. Since I received this as a gift I had no idea what the selling prices were; I called a few companies that sell this and found them listed anywhere from $6.99 to $9.99 depending on the type of store it was. Most larger adult bookstores will have this or something comparable but if you want this exact brand, check out their website here: www.topcosales.us
If Marshmallow Fluff isn't your flavor you can also get this in Creamy Caramel, Peaches & Cream, Wild Cherry, Banana Split Supreme, Watermelon, Orgasmic Chocolate, Sensual Strawberry and Pina Colada. If you want to start out with something small, consider the Caramel Tart [four ounce] or Love Assortment that contains three randomly packaged flavors in four ounce cans. Almost all of the flavors are sugar free and the cans do not require refrigeration.
The Bottom Line
At best this is a cool thing to have around if you want to get some quick revenge on someone in the bedroom. Hide the can, wait until they are distracted then give them a nice big shot of it. Tommy was a good sport about this and didn't mind being a guinea pig to test this out. The flavor isnt bad but it really needs to stay fluffy longer to really be able to enjoy it. If I were buying something like this the most I would spend would be about ten dollars. Since I got it for free I cant complain about it and even if I did pay for it, the worst I could say was that it was sticky and it didn't stay fluffy for all that long. But seriously, do you really expect to use something like this and not have to take a shower afterwards?
As always, thanks for the visit
~^V^~ Freak ~^V^~
© 2008 Freak369
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