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Re: ?? (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
Hmmm.....so does that mean you use different standards when rating different reviewers, or do you expect the same degree of liveliness from everyone?
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Dec 19 '02
1:34 am PST
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by tombarnes
I hate to give you only an "H" , but I don't see your usual liveliness in this one. I hope the wailing and gnashing of teeth over the little incident didn't have any effect. Tom Barnes
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Dec 04 '02
3:48 pm PST
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Re: VH (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
It's inconceivable that you managed to read an entire book about him.
I know. I have to pinch myself just to believe it.
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Nov 26 '02
12:23 am PST
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Re: yup (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
3 star gossip bio --
After assessing the writer´s recommendation you read the assorted details and decide if you want more.
My feelings exactly.
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Nov 26 '02
12:22 am PST
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VH (Reply to this comment)
by sundogg99
This is so much more than I ever wanted to know about Jerry Seinfeld. It's inconceivable that you managed to read an entire book about him.
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Nov 25 '02
5:10 pm PST
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yup (Reply to this comment)
by garym
What exactly is there to leave out of a 3 star gossip bioż
After assessing the writer´s recommendation you read the assorted details and decide if you want more.
An interesting review on a tired subject.
Gary
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Nov 25 '02
1:19 pm PST
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Re: Re: We all know . . . (Reply to this comment)
by ed_grover
You actually said ick? Now I've seen/heard everything.
ed
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Nov 25 '02
9:09 am PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: --------------- (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
But I'd still like at least one detailed narrative involving Jerry "hiding the afikomen."
Whoa, for a second there I thought you were talking about the game Christians sometimes play, "hiding the sausage." Well, now I see the "afikomen" is a piece of unleavened bread, something like the "host", or piece of Christ's body that gets passed around at the Lord's Supper except that the afikomen is not really the body of Christ.
I don't think Jerry ever hid the afikomen because he was more of a Jewbu: A Buddhist who is actually Jewish, and who seeks a synthesis of Judaism and Buddhism. But I can tell stories about Jerry's father blowing the shofar.
Also, I meant to sat "a yoke of yids" before. Sometimes I get my pluralizations wrong. Or is it a "Horde of Hebrews"? A "rafter of Red-Sea Pedestrians"? Oh well, you know what I'm saying.
I do. A "jumble of Jews", a "pride of pricks-been-cut", an "infusion of Israelites", an "assemblage of Ashkenazim", a "chunk of Chosenpeople."
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Nov 25 '02
4:27 am PST
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Re: Re: Re: --------------- (Reply to this comment)
by Mr.Eyore
Yes, as soon as I get my MH button back -- which is likely never -- I will upgrade your review. But I'd still like at least one detailed narrative involving Jerry "hiding the afikomen."
Also, I meant to sat "a yoke of yids" before. Sometimes I get my pluralizations wrong. Or is it a "Horde of Hebrews"? A "rafter of Red-Sea Pedestrians"? Oh well, you know what I'm saying.
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Nov 25 '02
3:11 am PST
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Re: Re: --------------- (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
Well, I did omit one girlfriend's assessment that all they had was very traditional, conventional sex, except that Jerry insisted on wearing his prayer shawl during acts of Yid Smut. Oh, and also that his weenie is only 1/2 inch long and he has a Gaza Strip shaped birthmark on his inner thigh. Please, now won't you come back and re-rate me?
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Nov 24 '02
11:19 pm PST
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Re: Hey, hey, hey LG... (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
I know. I just thank God that I was too gentile ever to have attracted Jerry's attentions.
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Nov 24 '02
11:14 pm PST
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Re: Oh please (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
I'll say!
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Nov 24 '02
11:12 pm PST
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Re: --------------- (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
I refer you to my prior comment.
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Nov 24 '02
11:09 pm PST
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Re: I've just learned more about Seinfeld than I ever wanted to know (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
Really? Didn't you read the Pros, Cons, the Bottom Line, my non-recommendation, and the number of stars I gave it? Doesn't that tell you anything?
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Nov 24 '02
11:08 pm PST
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Re: We all know . . . (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
Ick! Ed, no!
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Nov 24 '02
11:04 pm PST
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Re: Really appreciate... (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
whoever ends up with those Sklar sisters deserves them, methinks. Ugh.
I guess Jerry just needed an executive assistant/travel agent/benefits consultant.
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Nov 24 '02
11:03 pm PST
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Re: * (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
After this, who needs to buy the book now?
Nobody.
Is this what was really contained in Seinfeld's biography or did you lace it with a bit of your own brand of sick humor?
It's all there in the book. No lace added.
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Nov 24 '02
11:01 pm PST
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Re: ... (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
I guess you weren't joking when you said that you read the book so we don't have to...
You're quite correct.
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Nov 24 '02
10:59 pm PST
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Re: --------------- (Reply to this comment)
by Mr.Eyore
I myself am a little concerned about the strange turn you seem to have taken with this review. I mean, you've got the Jews, but where's the pornography? Mere mention of a gaggle of yids isn't going to carry much weight with me if there's no discussion at all of where they stick their Kaddish Candles.
Please let me know if you decide to add a little something about shaved knish or turgid kosher pickles and I'll be happy to come back and re-rate.
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Nov 24 '02
7:36 pm PST
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Hey, hey, hey LG... (Reply to this comment)
by jazzbocrow
I thought your "synopsis" was dead on in its depiction of the tone and focus of the book. What I'm not sure about is if the book is more disturbing in its focus, or is Jerry Seinfeld more disturbing in his.
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Nov 24 '02
1:19 pm PST
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Oh please (Reply to this comment)
by kellydeal
Thanks LG,
I learned I have no interest in reading this book. Which of course is the bottom line of this joint, so I'd say that makes it the most helpful review of all.
That new batch of hats they are handing out must be a little too tight.
xox
kd13
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Nov 24 '02
12:28 pm PST
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I've just learned more about Seinfeld than I ever wanted to know (Reply to this comment)
by jsgoddess
I didn't learn all that much about the book, though.
Julie
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Nov 24 '02
11:13 am PST
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We all know . . . (Reply to this comment)
by ed_grover
you have a Tony Blair in the drawer of your bedside table, but is this a clue that a Jerry Seinfeld will soon be there, too, or G*d forbid, a Kramer?
Ed
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Nov 24 '02
8:12 am PST
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Mo-jew, less filling (Reply to this comment)
by randomkill
"She offered to convert but Jerry told her it wasn’t the same as being Jewish."
Huh?
Did he forget to tell his girlfriend something?
For seven years?
Blah
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Nov 24 '02
7:23 am PST
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* (Reply to this comment)
by jackai
After this, who needs to buy the book now?
But I have to ask: Is this what was really contained in Seinfeld's biography or did you lace it with a bit of your own brand of sick humor? Gotta be on my toes with you.
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Nov 24 '02
7:05 am PST
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by sampo24
I guess you weren't joking when you said that you read the book so we don't have to...
sampo24
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Nov 24 '02
5:40 am PST
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