Sex Rocks: When Altoids & Pop Rocks Just Won't Get The Job Done
Feb 27, 2008 (Updated Aug 13, 2009)
Review by Freak369
Rated a Very Helpful Review
Pros:Unbelievably minty, small in size, long lasting flavor and intensity/
Cons:Expensive, might be too strong for some people.
The Bottom Line: A novelty product that does have a few redeeming qualities.
Recommend this product?
Disclaimer This is a review of an adult product and contains sexually graphic information. If such things offend you, do not read this review. I'm serious.
When I first saw this at the adult book store I thought that it was a Pop Rocks type of candy but one of the clerks snickered and said that they were better. Better than Pop Rocks for oral sex? I found that really hard to believe because, well, Pop Rocks always garnish more than a few smiles from Tommy when see sees the packets sitting on the table. I decided to give these a try since I am a mint freak and love a nice strong mint in my mouth. Of course Tommy wasn't going to pass up the opportunity to try these out so when the house was empty and we have the green light to go a little crazy we broke these out.
'Sex Rocks' Oral Sex Mints
What are they? They are thin, dime shaped mints that are extremely strong. They are stronger than 90% of the mints that I have tried [including my beloved Penguin Mints] and that might make them a bit too strong for the average Jane or Joe. They take about five minutes to dissolve but you don't have to wait for them to break down to get the fun under way. How long does the kick last? About twenty minutes. If you aren’t someone that likes really strong mints or something that has a powerful after taste then these are not for you. These are marketed as 'sex mints' but you can nosh on them when ever you want but the tin they are packaged in is a dead giveaway as to what they are really intended for.
So how do they feel on the receiving end? Well, Tommy said that they did make my mouth feel hotter but outside of that, it wasn't any different. He likes the sensation of the Pop Rocks a little more because of that cracking action but mints are always a nice way to switch things up. If you are going to use these for oral encounters on women you will want to make sure that if it is inserted into her [cough] cavity [cough] that she is aware that they do contain sugar and could lead to a yeast infection. Most men will pop one in their mouth and then go south but if she is a willing participant and inserts it or positions it near her cli_toris she does need to make sure she douches or showers well to remove any traces of sugar that is left behind. Guys, that might give you the shivers but its better to be safe than sorry.
The one and a half ounce container has about eighteen mints in it and unless you are pulling a marathon session, one or two of them should be enough to see you from start to finish. They have a suggested retail price of five to six dollars and to be completely honest you are paying for the tin that they are packaged in and the novelty that they are marketed as a sexual type of product. Chances are you could find the same exact thing at a huge candy store that has a wide variety of mints but for smiles and giggles this product is worth a one time investment. They make for a fun bachelorette party gift or something to sneak inside a basket for the bride but they are just as fun for a weekend getaway or when the house is empty / kid-free.
On a side note, if you are planning on keeping one of them in your mouth when going down on your lover, play it safe. The last thing you want to do is accidentally swallow the mint and start choking. The peppermint can numb parts of your mouth so don't start acting like a porn star and getting cocky because you lost a little bit of your inhibitions. There's nothing wrong with trying new things but you do have to know your limits. I have said it before but I will say it again, these mints are strong and you might not have total and complete feeling in your mouth and throat because of them so be careful and .. well .. don't bite off more than you can chew [or in this case suck].
The Bottom Line
These are not sugar free and do contain 25 calories per mint. That's not too bad but if you are on a diet or counting calories and start sucking these down, they can add up pretty quickly. I might purchase these again in the future but I might just grab some other type of mint and dump them in the tin. Everyone snickers and giggles when they see the tin with the big and bold wording of "Sex Rocks" and as I said, initially I was under the assumption that these were a cracking type of candy based on the name but the tiny does state that they are mints, you just have to read the fine print. I would recommend these to anyone that wants a good laugh and a strong mint but when you combine those with an evil grin and suggestive smile … you never know where things will end up.
As always, thanks for the visit…
~^V^~ Freak ~^V^~
© 2008 Freak369
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