There is no "zit zapper" -- that's the way it is.
Written: Sep 11 '00
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Pros: Amusement at my own belief in this product's claims.
Cons: Doesn't work.
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| baddditude's Full Review: Clean & Clear Invisible Blemish Treatment |
There is no Santa Claus, no tooth fairy, and no zit zapper.
Clean & Clear's Invisible Blemish Treatment sounded nice -- it was going to make my enormous PMS zit disappear, presumably before my husband's high school reunion (which was 3 days away), AND it was going to be discreet about the job. No big white blob on my chin to announce to the world, "Hey, look, she has a giant zit!!" Heck, you might as well just walk around with the actual pimple exposed, sharing the same message with the world as the white medicinal splotch.
So here I am, the hopeful sucker, thinking, "This time we're gonna beat this ugly thing!" Well, de-emphasize "hopeful;" emphasize "sucker."
I am done done done -- do you hear me? DONE! -- wasting money on products that are supposed to rid my face of monster zits. There is no cure but time. I have sent my belief in these products to the North Pole to hang out with the elves.
The only product more hilariously useless than this that we keep dropping cash on is those ridiculous adhesive strips that are supposed to rip the blackheads right off our faces. Ha ha ha!!!!!!!! We actually BOUGHT that.
Recommended:
No
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