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Climax 'Bursts' Anal Lube: Guys, Think of It As "Penis Insurance"
Jun 29, 2009
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by the Epinions community
Pros:Long lasting, 'bursting' properties, inexpensive.
Cons:Can get tacky if not cleaned up properly.
The Bottom Line: I always wanted to have a review with the word "penis" in the title.
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Preface: This is a review of an adult product. If you are easily offended by the subject matter, please stop reading this.
Anal sex is considered one of the biggest sexual taboos. Most males see it as one of the biggest sexual conquests they can attain outside of the Holy Trinity [two females at one time]. Anal sex doesnt have to be painful; a lot of it is allowing your body to relax. The sphincter muscle that controls the anal cavity has been working tirelessly to do it's job; to keep fecal matter in check until it's time to evacuate. Anal sex can be a very pleasurable experience but not if it is something that is one sided. No guys, I'm not asking you to play 'catcher', just take some simple things into consideration. You are not playing jackhammer. You can't just bumrush someone [pun sort of intended]. It's not recommended that you try the "Oops, wrong hole" excuse. Trust me, it might happen once but I can guarantee that your partner will never, ever even consider anal sex again.
So what can you do to make it something that both parties enjoy? Well, having a talk about it can't hurt. If it is something that both want to try then 50% of the work is already done; everyone will feel a little more comfortable about testing the waters and things won't be as awkward. A lube might not be needed but it never hurts to have some handy. Think of it as penis insurance. Guys, you wouldn't want to rub your wang over sandpaper would you? So why risk a dry insertion, especially if you are doing it for the first time with someone. Given that there are so many lubricants on the market, it was inevitable that someone would come up with something new. The Burst lube contains small pods that 'burst' when there is friction. No, it's not like Pop Rocks for your butt; its not that kind of bursting feeling. It is however something that both parties will be able to feel. Imagine taking a pea and smashing it between your fingers. It sort of feels like that only these are a lot smaller than a pea.
Now, the results of this product are going to depend on how you are using it. If you are using this with another person [a penis and vagina combo] then you shouldn't have any problem with it. It is water based so it isn't going to start grabbing your skin when it starts to dry out. Likewise, the beads that are in it are going to keep everything fluid. This lasts about twice as long as other anal lubricants but again, how and whom you are using it with plays a huge factor in its overall performance. If you are tight and your partner is endowed you may need to use more of this to start with until things start to loosen up. After care of the area is also important. You will want to take a shower or at the very least do a "tops and tails" cleaning. When this stuff dries on the skin it can have a tack to it, even more so if there are other bodily fluids mixed in with it. I shouldn't have to say this but I will anyway; never ever reuse Climax Burst. If you dispense too much of it, just wipe it on a towel, don't try to put it back in the bottle.
If you are using this with toys like anal beads or one of the super cool Make Your Own Sex Toy Kit penile clones, it works nicely but it tends to dry up quicker. Why? There are a number of reasons. There's no second form of human interaction there so it is hard to tell exactly what is going on. If you are new to anal sex toys, take it easy. Use an adequate amount of Climax Burst but not so much so that you are constantly losing your grip on it. And speaking of grips; the bottle is easy to use thanks to the flip open lid. Even if you have this all over your hands, it is still easy to open and close. For best results use this at room temperature. Do not attempt to heat this up as it could 'super heat' and cause some major injuries to both parties.
This is something that can really help someone get over their fear of anal sex. It aids in allowing the penis or phallic object enter the anal cavity a little easier. Of course if you are locked up like a prison during a riot it is going to make it ten times harder to enjoy so remember to relax. You can find Climax Burst at most larger adult book stores but if you are sheepish about walking into that type of an establishment there are a number of online stores that sell it. The average price for a four ounce bottle is about eight dollars. That might sound like a lot but it is worth its weight in gold if you want to improve movement and fluidity during anal encounters. This isnt recommended for vaginal or oral use but it is a non-toxic blend of ingredients so is there is vaginal or oral contact it isn't going to kill you.
This brings up the "A2M" [also known as ATM] quandary. Is it a safe practice? That all depends on the parties involved. The ever-famous Corn Nut situation between a certain female porn star and her stud of the week was enough to scare most people into not eating for a day before trying anal sex. When it comes to A2M it is a personal boundary that each person has to either leap over or draw a line in the sand. A2M with Climax Burst isn't all that pleasurable for the person on the receiving end. It doesnt have a definitive taste to it but it is a glycol based product so it is going to have that plasticy taste after a while. Again, it is non-toxic so ingestion isn't going to kill you but this certainly isn't something that most people are going to be all that enthused about consuming.
If you are thinking about trying anal sex and are looking for a specialty product designed to make it a bit more enjoyable, this is a great product to check out. If you are experienced at anal sex but aren't satisfied with spit or other bodily secretions then you owe it to yourself and your partner to give this a try.
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