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Hey, I play quite a bit of sports, and love watching sports, even the occasional volleyball match. Unfortunately I haven't really followed it much since high school, so I figured I'd brush up on the rules and such by watching a program on it. The Girls Of Topless Volleyball looks like an educational product so what the heck? Maybe I'll learn a thing or two. I clicked on it to watch it through http://www.cinemanow.com
What's going on here? You call this volleyball? These girls are using a beach ball and it looks like they are being thrown easy balls from just off the camera! Where's all the good rallies? I only saw one and the second girl flubbed it pretty bad. Actually I don't think she really knew what to do. If you are looking for anything remotely like volleyball, I don't think this is the program. One cool new technique I have never seen before was the way topless volleyball player 'bunt' the ball. They have this amazing way of collapsing the upper arms so that their breasts squeeze nicely together when they hit the ball. I'll have to remember that in case I ever coach a topless volleyball team. It worked quite well. Good form. As for the volleys ...well I've learned through this show that when you are playing topless volleyball, when one performs a volley you must jump up and down even if it does not really require it. Heck, even if you aren't doing anything, just jump up and down anyway.
In between the oh-so-competitive topless volleyball match, we get to see our ace players lounge around at a pool setting. I think they are dual athletes actually. They appear to be nude swimmers as well. Off come the bottoms and down the waterslide go the girls. Well back to the volleyball match.
The show goes back and forth and back and forth from volleyball to pool, to sometimes just having one of our erm, athletes goofing around by trying to hit a volleyball with her hip, or bottom.
I think once, I had a fantasy about watching a topless volleyball match. I think it was when I saw what the Brazilian beach volleyball team looked like (and what little they wore). I don't think I'm going to have that fantasy again. This program is just your typical video of naked girls walking around onscreen that I don't even think the biggest knuckledragger could get aroused by. I'll let you know after I play this program when I invite my football team over for a few kegs of beer.
So much for improving my sports knowledge with this one. Time to rent Nude Golf (gotta improve my swing).
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Suitability For Children: Not suitable for Children of any age