There's A Reason This Is Called "Good Head" Instead of "Great Head"
May 19, 2008 (Updated May 20, 2008)
Review by Freak369
Rated a Very Helpful Review
Pros:Comes in five flavors, cool tube, easy to apply.
Cons:You will stick to anything and everything after using this product.
The Bottom Line: Don't waste your money on this, get some strawberry jelly or elderberry preserves instead.
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When I was younger I would pass an adult bookstore and giggle. The windows were painted black and you always saw men in suits walking in and out. My first trip to an adult bookstore was an eye opener. Vibrators as far as the eye could see, battery operated toys that Santa would ever bring and a plethora of items designed to enhance love making. Trust me, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little saying that last line. Being older and wiser I now find myself with a strapping young buck that is still a little wet behind the ears. The first time I suggested using Pop Rocks in the middle of an oral encounter I thought he was going to pass out. I've been seasoning him for about a year now and he's coming along just fine. If I can keep him away from the adult book stores and products like Good Head Oral Delight Gel I think he might just go to the head of the class and get a gold star. Lord knows he's already earned an "A" for effort.
Good Head Oral Delight Gel
Wow, this is going to be incredibly hard to write a review of this product and not trip off the extremely sensitive content filter of the site. Good Head Oral Delight is a product designed to make oral encounters for both sexes a bit more pleasurable. Personally, if you need to add something like this to your oral routine then why bother at all? Oh sure it's fun to try out once [maybe even twice] but if you are so turned off my your lovers taste that you have to use this to mask it, its best just to skip it all together. Not everyone is going to be into pleasing their partner orally when the other person wants it so this might be something that could sway them slightly but again, if it's comparable to pulling teeth then you have two options. [A] Learn to live without it or [B] Find another partner.
In a lot of ways this reminds me of cake icing, more to the point Cake Mate Gel Icing. It has the same look and consistency but it is sugar free so there is a little pit of an aspartame after taste to it. The four ounce tubes cost about five dollars a piece and come in five flavors; strawberry, cinnamon, passion fruit, peppermint and cherry. The cinnamon is way too strong and when it is applied to those oh so sensitive areas it does feel like it is burning after a while. Cherry and strawberry are the usually fruity tastes but if you really want something that is going to knock your socks off, passion fruit is the way to go. The peppermint flavor reminds me of really strong chewing gum and if you get this all over your face [something that will inevitably happen], you are going to smell like a big walking wad of gum. Gum people, get your minds out of the gutter.
This doesn't have any chemical additives to it so that it tingles but as I said, the cinnamon flavor does tend to irritate your sensitive bits after a while. It is not meant to be inserted into the body however if penetration should happen after an oral session chances are saliva has taken its toll on the Good Head Oral Delight Gel and you shouldnt experience any side effects from it. I would caution against penetration after using this if it contained sugar but since it is sugar free and sweetened with aspartame I can't see yeast infections or other issues coming from it. This is not a lubricant. Using his as a lubricant would be the same as grabbing a handful of peanut butter and slapping it on your partners private parts. Oh sure, there's that two minutes of initial fun and then it starts to dry out and you feel like your skin is stuck together.
I am going to be brutally honest here. If your partner is clueless about going south then no product under the sun is going to make him or her any better in the oral sex department. Guys, buying something like this isn't going to make your wife or girlfriend any better at servicing you and the same goes for the ladies. If you can't communicate with your significant other and tell them what feels good and what doesnt then you need to grow up or go make some cookies. You can use something like this to make it a little more playful an experience but it isn't going to turn Bashful Becky into Debbie Diamond.
We used these a few times and had some laughs with them but the clean up isn't worth it. I'd rather go to Dairy Queen, spend five dollars on a super large banana split and .. oops .. drop it on Tommy. At least that way I'm getting ice cream, whipped cream, banana and chopped [not shopped] nuts to consume in the process. This isn't a bad product but it is marketed to be something that is going to completely change the way you envision oral sex. The sad and harsh reality of it is that all its going to do is provide some funky fruit smell to the room and leave you extremely sticky. Hell, I can eat Fruit Roll Ups and accomplish that.
What did Tommy have to say about this? Well, of course he was all smiles to start with because he knew that he'd be getting the 18 Point Service Plan [not that that is a rarity] but after about fifteen minutes he started squirming a little. The gel that started out on and around his penis started to break down from saliva and body heat and was traveling to the [oh how do I put it] spot where the good lord split him. I guess that wouldn't have been a problem with any other flavor but he wanted to start with cinnamon. I called him a big wimp for complaining and he flipped the table on me, literally. Not even two minutes into it I was waving the red flag and headed to the shower. If you have sensitive bits, stick with the other flavors and avoid the cinnamon one as if your life depended on it.
The Bottom Line
If you don't mind the overly sweet taste of a few of the flavors or that you will have everything including the sheets sticking to you then this is a pretty interesting novelty product. If it doesn't work out in the bedroom you can always use it to add some flavorful touches to cupcakes or dessert items. Tommy learned his lesson with this product; sometimes it's better to look at something and wonder what it would be like slathered all over your frank and beans than to actually go with the plan and end up with a candy wrapper stuck to your thigh.
As always, thanks for the visit
~^V^~ Freak ~^V^~
© 2008 Freak369
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