The Action Figure with a nice Bass!
Written: Dec 05 '08
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Pros: Finally a straight male action figure
Cons: Needs a six pack accessory and "burp" button
No action button
The Bottom Line: An action figure fathers might actually buy for their sons. But sorry no casting button.
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| playhooky's Full Review: Hunter Dan Bass Angler |
Move over Ken there is a real man in town! Spa treatments, discos, fashion shows, manicures, carrying Barbie's handbag? Forget about it! Real men go fishing!
Hunter Dan Bass Angler is an action figure for the red states. An action figure that you'd have to pry from Charlton Heston's dead hand. An action figure that plays among real honest to goodness American traditions and I don't mean hanging out at the mall, stuffing overpriced teddy bears (something that Chinese prisoners do better anyway), getting your nails done, buying clothes that make suburban kids look like rappers from the hood or texting your friends who are sitting right next to you.
No! Dan is the man with a plan to get out in the great outdoors and have some fun catching fish and filling the freezer with venision steaks. He likes chapped lips and doesn't mind coming home smelling like bait. His wife isn't some Barbie waif who spends all day at Starbucks and sending the Bratz off to finishing school for would be tarts.
Hunter Dan Bass Angler includes:
8" Hunter Dan Action Figure
Bait Casting Style Rod and Reel
Hibernet Brand Fishing Net
Soft Tackle Storage Bag
Hunter Dan "Team Shirt"
Fishing Pants with "Ripoff" Bottoms
Fishing Shoes and Hat
"Ten Pound" Bass
Not recommended for children under 3 years or wimps, geeks, card carrying PETA members or various bleeding heart liberals.
Complaint: Where is the action button? When I was a kid I had an action figure that had karate chop button. This "action" figure should at least have a casting button.
Recommended:
No
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