Freak369's Full Review: Jenna Loves Rocco (Cable Version)
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Preface
…And on the seventh day, he created Rocco… For those of you who do not know who Rocco Siffredi is, I’ll give you a brief background on his career in adult entertainment. Rocco’s first foray into adult features came in the Buttman series, directed by John Stagliano, it focused on women with ‘junk in the trunk’ [large buttocks] and often ended up traveling down the anal fetish road. Though he was listed as Dario on a few of the films, it was indeed Mr. Siffredi on the silver screen, hunting down the well endowed, bootylicious babes of Europe. To date he’s starred in over 630 adult films, received six AVN [Adult Video News] awards and has directed over 75 features for his company Evil Angel, a division of Rocco Siffredi Productions.
Rocco’s appeal to women is simple – he exudes satisfaction. When you see him in action, you understand why he had a four-month waiting list to be cast in a film that featured him – he does more than just the usual ‘in and out’ slide – he sinks his teeth into his work – literally. Now that he is directing, he’s passing his talents, skills and dedication to the next generation of male adult stars – and let me tell you – they sure as hell need the training. Rocco never let his ‘acting’ get stale, when someone said his films were getting boring, he started a new hardcore series featuring the sexually starved women of Europe. I tell you, those women really really love Rocco. If hardcore isn’t your thing, stay away from anything Rocco starred in or produced after 1999.
Jenna Loves Rocco
Fans of Jenna will lose their head when they see her in this feature. Clerk X recommended this film to me, claiming it was one of her best on screen performances with Rocco. While I did have to wait until almost the final scene to understand exactly what he meant - it was most definitely worth the wait. I have only seen a few features that showcased Jenna but I do have to admit, she does show a little of her wild side in Jenna Loves Rocco - mainly the light S&M tone.
The Plot
As usual, the plot is rather skimpy. Roberto [Rocco] commits a crime of passion when he comes home to find his wife in a three-way with Tony Tedeschi and Bobby Vitale. Enraged, he shots them all and heads for the land of opportunity – America. From there the plot is almost non-existent. Sex, light bondage, sex, a little spanking, sex, shrimping [foot worship] and finally so more sex. If you were expecting something along the lines of a great murder / mystery, I suggest you look elsewhere because once the clothes come off, the plot vanishes.
Stop Slobbering, Here’s The Sex Stuff
For being a full-length feature, this only has five complete scenes. Some of the scenes switch back and forth between each other, so if you watch this and count more than five – remember I am only talk about the complete scenes. The film opens with Rocco’s nasty little wife, played by the exotic Anna Malle, servicing two gifted studs [Tedeschi and Vitale]. If you know Anna’s reputation as being a very vocal and nimble vixen – this will only serve to solidify her reputation. She has a heated threesome and takes a facial and back shot* from both. Personally, there was a little too much switching going on, just when they started to get a solid rhythm going they change the routine. A must see for those that like loud women.
Don’t lose your head just yet – the opening of the second featurette will leave you breathless. Jenna, Brooke, Alex and Roxanne are engaged in one of the hottest scenes I’ve seen in years. Brooke shows no hesitation at brushing up on her oral skills by practicing on Alex … all the while Jenna and Roxanne find other things to keep them occupied. While the penetration is very limited in this scene, you do get to see the girls in all their glory. Be on the look out for some nice deep throat skills from Brooke – very impressive.
Tom Byron and Jordan Lee heat things up in the kitchen with some steamy scenes that would put American Pie to shame. Tom does his best impression of Pooh trying to get into the honey pot and from Jordan’s reaction, he’s doing a damn good job. For those into voyeurism, this scene was made for you. When Tom finally lays into Jordan and shows her the real meaning of The Iron Chef the scene cuts from in the kitchen to outside looking in. While this gets a tad annoying, for those into the ‘peeping Tom’ thing – you’ll get your rocks off … and then some. Towards the end of the scene it pans back to Jenna’s place [the foursome] minus the dark haired beauty. She and Rocco are a little tied up… [pun fully intended]. Don’t fast forward just yet or you’ll miss a great scene with Brooke and Roxanne having a lesbian moment while Alex plays ‘hide the salami’ with Brooke. Bonus points for snowballing* between the two girls.
Rocco and Jenna have the best scene in the film. When I say no one does it like Rocco, I mean no one does it like Rocco. Both parties engage in a volcanic 69 that will literally have you reaching for the Kleenex. Mild shrimping* will be a turn on for those into this fetish as well as the bondage theme [leather, wrist binding, leather gloves etc]. The sex in this scene is massive – Jenna looks simply sinful as she takes on Rocco’s assault. No anal, but you hardly notice since he’s pounding her harder than a championship boxing event. Both are rewarded with the fruits of their labor when Rocco shoots of some ammunition that almost misses the target.
The flick wraps up with a nasty little scene that rivals HBO’s Taxi Cab Confessions. Jordan Lee takes on T.T. Boy for some back seat lovin’ and once again shows off her pork-sword swallowing skills before she hops on for a ride. Tom gets in on the action and Jordan is the recipient of a DP*. Chances are Jordan didn’t have to go to the salon for a facial after this scene since both men showered her with their affection. Two thumbs up for a very loud, sensual and utterly orgasmic performance from Jordan, the self proclaimed Anal Queen of Porn.
There is a 'part two' in the works, but it will not feature Jenna Jamison [also spelled Jameson]. Rather, it will continue with the story line of Rocco being on the lamb and delving deeper and deeper into the world of erotic domination and submission. Jenna was rumored to have declined the reprisal role due to her cutting back on features and wanting to do more girl on girl films [Where The Boys Aren’t].
Breakdown
The sex on Jenna Loves Rocco seems to come in waves. For a while it’s so intense you can’t stand it and then it goes to very unenthusiastic scenes that almost put you to sleep. After all, isn’t that why remote controls were invented? Thanks again to Clerk X for letting me get a peek at the DVD version at the video store. There are some nice extras on the DVD but since this was an older copy I didn’t get to see Jenna accept the award for Best Sex Scene at the AVN Awards. There is a complete stills gallery*, Sex Game [still can’t figure that out], chapter selections, performer profiles and one section I couldn’t access – Kobe’s Kreation [The Original Jade Princess]
If you are looking to purchase this, I highly suggest that you spend the extra few dollars and get the DVD. If you are a fan of Ms. Jamison chances are you’ll be watching this a lot so why not splurge for the DVD. Being a fan of Rocco’s earlier stuff, this was extremely entertaining, but in my own personal opinion not some of his 'best' stuff. If you found this to your liking, you can check out Jenna in the Where The Boys Aren’t series of films for her most recent girl / girl action. If this wasn’t hot enough for you, you might want to check out Jenna’s older films when she was with Wicked – Built For Speed [all girl], Phantasm and Priceless.
Things To Know
There are several versions of this film on the market. You have to read the back of the box or case carefully to make sure you are getting the correct version. There are six [3 DVD, 3 VHS] versions currently on the market. You wouldn’t want to go to the video store and rent the stripped down version with no goodies now would you?
Standard Issue This is the full length, adult film showing full sexual scenes, penetration and ejaculation. Available on DVD and VHS. 120 minutes plus bonus footage on the DVD version.
Cable Edit This is the version run on Cimemaxxx, Flesh and Pay Per View. It shows full nudity, no penetration and no ejaculation. Available on DVD and VHS. 85 minutes plus limited bonus footage on the DVD version.
Studio Reissue Almost the same as the Standard Issue but with new trailers, Vivid Gallery and phone sex ads. This was done to keep the previews fresh and is pretty common with DVD versions, not VHS - so this is a rarity. Available on DVD and VHS. 120 minutes plus bonus footage, AVN highlights of award presentation, on the DVD version.
Glossary
Back Shot: When ejaculation occurs on the upper or lower back of the female, usually after the “creep and crawl” [or doggie style] position has been employed.
Snowballing: A term used to define a female who has orally accepted some liquid love and shares it with someone else. In the film Clerks ‘snowballing’ was defined as a man who likes to have his load returned to him orally.
Shrimping: Foot worship that includes, but is not limited to, toe / foot sucking, toe / foot licking, foot masturbation, erogenous foot play and entry into body cavities with the toe or foot.
DP – Double Penetration - When a female is penetrated vaginally and anally at the same time.
Stills Gallery: A DVD extra that has a selection of photos taken directly from the film.
The Stats
Rating: XXX
[Explicit sexual scenes]
Released 1999 / 2000
UPC 000732-13652-7 [VHS]
UPC 000732-20971-9 [DVD]
Directed By: Toni English
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