Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap: Making Your Very Own "Mini Me"
Written: Jan 14 '08 (Updated Apr 27 '08)
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Pros: Amazing results, extremely lifelike, easy to follow instructions.
Cons: Well, it's not exactly something that you unwrap Christmas morning and show the folks.
The Bottom Line: If you follow the simple instructions, in less than a day you can clone your bone.
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| Freak369's Full Review: Make Your Own Dildo Kit |
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If you hit any adult website, one of the hottest products on the market is the "Make Your Own Dil-do Kit"; there are a number of kits available but there is only one "Make Your Own Dil-do Kit". Tommy had joked several times that he wanted to check out one of the kits and see what the big deal was but he was never quite able to carry the bucket to the counter and pay for it. This Christmas one of Santa's naughty little elves made a very special delivery. It took Tommy a week to work up the nerve to crack open the container and another few days to ponder if he really wanted to go through with it. My subtle comment about it being like putting your handprints in wet cement didn't exactly help soothe his nerves. Ultimately, he went through with it and it was a hysterical but educational process.
Empire Laboratories "Make Your Own Dil-do Kit"
Why would someone want to make a copy of their penis? I don't have a penis. I can safely say that I will never have a penis. Therefore I can't answer that question. I can say this, Tommy wanted to check out the kit for a few reasons; he said that there were more than a few testimonials about the product and the results. "Lifelike" and "realistic" were the two words that were said about the end resulting piece and I have to assume that he wanted to see if the claims were real and if it would look like this own, well, penis. This kit goes beyond a basic penis shape as it is intended to also include the testes. This is optional, you don’t have to include them but I would imagine it would look a bit strange without them.
What comes with the kit? Everything that you need to make a clear and exact copy of your penis; there are two kits, one that is a standard form and one that allows you to insert a vibrator into the sac section. I purchased the regular one because I honestly don't think I could handle seeing a cloned member wiggling around like a fish out of water. The kit comes with a plastic tube that is used to insert the penis in, two packages of mold material [one to make the casting, one to fill it in], instructions, a mixing pail [everything is packaged in that] and an instruction sheet that walks you through the process. Mixing the molding material doesn't take long and the penis is only inside the told for less than two minutes. Even if you are squeamish about inserting your penis into a casting compound it is a completely safe process. The casting agent contains no latex or silicone and is listed as hypo allergenic.
How do you make the clone? Well, I was hoping that Tommy would do this when I was out so I could come home to a surprise but he wasn't going to do this alone. He had his cell phone within arms reach [his words] "in case anything weird happens". Um, hon, we are making a rubber copy of your penis, that is weird in an of itself. In addition to the cell phone he also had wire cutters, a jar of Vaseline [that I didn't know we even had in the house] and a bottle of cooking oil. I can only assume he was taking preventative measures in case he couldn't remove his penis from the plastic sleeve.
You start by mixing the first base and pouring it into the white plastic sleeve; this won't fill it so don't worry that there isn't enough. If you are working with a larger [cough] member, make sure you have some newspaper on the floor in case any is pushed out of the sleeve when you insert the penis into it. I shouldn't have to say this but I would be remiss if I didn't. You have to have an erection and maintain said erection through the casting procedure. Some guys might have a slight case of stage fright. Tommy respectfully asked me to leave the bathroom for a couple of minutes so he could get in the right state of mind. This was the first of many awkward but hysterical moments in our little adventure. He yelled down the steps and asked me to turn up the heat. That too had me laughing because he was sweating up a storm when I left the confines of the bathroom.
When I made my way back up the steps he was standing buck naked in the middle of the bathroom; container of liquid in one hand, white plastic sleeve in the other. That was when I realized that this was something that was extremely hard for him to do. Not only was he trying to maintain an erection with me laughing but he was having a pep talk with his pal. "Ok, we can do this, ninety second and it's all over with, we can do this" Then he looks up at me, gives me a smile and tries to do his best Eddie Murphy imitation, "It's Showtime!". He poured the thick liquid into the sleeve, took a deep breath and took the plunge. Not even five seconds later he asked me, with his eyes open and standing in a rather painful looking position, "Has it been ninety seconds yet?" Not even close pal.
He left his penis in the sleeve for exactly 100 seconds and had absolutely no problem removing it. No pulling, tearing, pressure or anything stuck to his skin. Of course he looked into the mold and then back at me. "Wow, that was ****ing awesome". He mixed up the second package of casting compound and poured it into the mold. This would take a bit longer than the initial casting of the penis so he would have to wait until the next morning to see the actual results of it. Tommy isn't an impatient person but he was sweating this little project like he was defusing a bomb. Every half hour he went into the bathroom to check on it. "It's not done yet" was all he said; I had to laugh. Like all of a sudden he was an expert at making moldings of his penis and knew the ins and outs of the process.
The next morning was the big unveiling; I made chocolate chip pancakes to mark the occasion. He cracked open the mold and you would have thought that a choir of angels were singing, world peace was achieved and all was right with the world. I've never seen him smile so proudly since his children were born. "Look. Look at it, it's prefect. I mean, look, it is an exact copy". I left him in the bathroom to compare "the twins" as I so giddily called them. Ten minutes later, fully clothed, he trotted down the steps and was still sporting that huge grin. "Ok, so now what do we do with it? Or do I even want to know?" What can you do with it? Pretty much anything that you can do with a real penis. This is not a novelty product that you make and it falls apart. It is a solid synthetic based product that can be used for sexual encounters and since it is molded from your partners penis, well, let's just say it fits like a glove.
You have to care for this and keep it clean as you would any other synthetic sex toy; it is prone to cracking so once it has been exposed to bodily fluids clean it with warm water and soap and store it in something soft like a sock [no, I am not kidding]. Empire Laboratories doesn't give a lifespan for your creation but with care and proper use it should last for years. We compared the clone to the original and it was a little scary; every little detail was there. Tommy shaves extremely close so he didn't have any trouble with the molding compound clinging to his hair or being painful to remove. There is a section in the instruction section on how to handle such things in case you are a bit hairy in that area. Overall we were extremely pleased with the adventure and the clone was often marveled at, laughed about and tucked away in a special wool sock. Tommy affectionately named it, mini me.
Empire Laboratories is the maker of the original "Make Your Own Dil-do Kit"; there are a lot of other companies that have comparable products, most notably the Clone-A-Bone Kit. While others may cost less than this one, you aren't getting the same quality. The kits are available in two tones, light and dark skin. You can also choose between a regular or one with a small vibrator that is inserted into the mold while it is curing. The standard one mold kit costs roughly $70.00, the vibrating one sells for about ten dollars more. These are sold at large adult bookstores as well as at the Empire website. They also sell a co-pack that has two kits in case you want to make a spare. The co-pack sells for about a hundred dollars so you are saving a little bit of money going with the two pack.
The Bottom Line
I am sure that if you made it this far you had a few snickers. We had a lot of fun with this kit but at the same time I learned a little about the male psyche and their connection to their 'little pal'. I never stopped to think about the terror Tommy felt when he started the casting process but after seeing the look on his face [something that I still secretly laugh about], I have a better understanding of how protective men are of their private bits and pieces. The clone, as we call it, turned out looking exactly like his own and while it might not get used all that often, it is comforting knowing that less than ten feet from our bed there is a 'mini me' in hiding. Whether you buy this for someone as a joke or it enhance your sex life, it is a well made kit that has received rave reviews from everyone in the adult film industry. If you ever wanted to try something like this but were afraid that it would turn out a hot sick mess, rest assured, if you go with the Empire Labs kit you won't be disappointed and neither will your lover.
As always, thanks for the visit ...
~^V^~ Freak ~^V^~
© 2008 Freak369
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