<GEW> My Tract Runneth Over...
Written: Aug 18 '00 (Updated Aug 18 '00)
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Pros: Puts a stop to that leaky bum QUICK!
Cons: The only con is the Diarrhea - *cringe*
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| Anne-Gwish's Full Review: Maximum Strength Upset Stomach Reliever / Antidiar... |
This Review is part of the Great Epinions Write-Off regarding the topics of: Constipation, and Diarrhea. The following members participating in this Write-Off are:
cerdo
ladyvamp
convinceme
RodeoJoe
MightyCow
boykev
PhoenixFlight
kathysue
... and, moi.
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I was wrong. Previously I had mentioned that there was nothing worse than... constipation.
There is far more foul demon, and that is... *cringe* Diarrhea. What more can I say. You all know what a party-pooper (literally) it can be, and, you've all dealt with it on one level or another. Well. The Great Gothic Mistress of Epinions is about to bite the bullet, and offer you all some helpful advice on the subject. Take some notes, you never know when that late-nite taco binge will turn into a leaky mess.
First of all, I must tell you now that Tums do not a leaky bum fix. And on that same note, Milk of Magnesia will not help one to drop (rather, solidify) the chalupa. No. What you need to solve your painful and disgusting problem is... Pepto-Bismol. Maximum - and I stress the Maximum part, Strength Liquid. The electric pink, awful tasting elixir of healing. Nothing, I repeat, nothing works quicker than good old Pepto-B. You can try all the products you like. Useless herbal junk. A hand full of oatmeal. Caster oil. Pish posh. You'll be back at the 24 hour Walgreen's, scouring the shelves for Pepto-Bismol in no time.
One thing leads to another. A little too much salsa on those nachos. Too much hot sauce on those chicken wings. One too many scoops of bean dip. And even a really bad day a work. All these things can bring you into a nasty bought with... Diarrhea.
It was just last week when I found myself trying to decide if I wanted Mexican, or, Chinese for lunch. Early afternoon. The lines were somewhat short. I had to choose quickly at the food court. And, of course, I went for the Mexican. I paid for that later... thank goodness I only worked till 2. An hour later and it would have been a disaster for myself, and everyone around me. I just about made it back to my apartment in time. Perched painfully on the porcelain goddess, I reached for the bottle of Pepto-B from my medicine cabinet.
I chugged.
Note: I do not recommend this method of ingestion. Only in extreme cases.
I chugged a little more.
And within about 30 minutes, I was back to my happy, non-leaky self. All set to enjoy life and all it offered.
I HIGHLY recommend Pepto-Bismol Maximum Strength Liquid. The chewable caps are nice to take with in case of emergency, but, always have the happy pink liquid on hand at home. It works faster. It goes down quicker. And, while it is rather costly, it's well worth the price!
Your Gothic Mistress,
Anne Gwish
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