When it rains, it pours (but doesn't run!)
Written: Apr 29 '01
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Pros: Staying power - even in the face of distress!
Cons: Maybelline Eye Liner, or Sharpie Marker?
The Bottom Line: When the tides of despair are gushing, Maybelline stays in place!
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| Anne-Gwish's Full Review: Maybelline Eye Express Easy Lining Pen |
It's been ages since I've graced Epinions with one of my witty, intelligent, and well written product reviews. The Gothic Mistress has been quite busy the last year! Shortly after my dramatic (and well planned) break-up with Vlad, I decided it was time to take a well earned vacation, so, I packed my little black velvet tote bag, and began my journey. I saw many wonderful things on my travels. I met many swoony, and fashion-orientated people (much like myself), and of course, tried many new make-up products along the way. But the best of all my discoveries was by far... the Maybelline Eye Express Easy Lining Pen.
Story time:
The night I put my break-up plan into action, I had made sure I looked perfect. My hair was glimmering in the moonlight. My lipstick was exact. And my eyeliner, was Maybelline Eye Express Easy Lining Pen, in Onyx. Of course. Vlad was due to my humble little apartment at 10:00pm. And I was ready. I had practiced every line...
"Vlad. You say you love me. But, I see no ring on my hand. This is not love!"
"Vlad. Pointy toe shoes went out in 1997. I'm sorry. I'm leaving you."
"Some things just don't go together... Day and Night, Cotton and Leather... you and I."
.... and it all sounded so good. Unfortunatly, it never works out the way you plan. And, I ended up crying (which
NEVER happens! Pshaw!) Oye!!!! 2 hours went by... and still, the eyeliner was in place. Maybelline, you are a god send! Vlad never knew the difference, and of course, I came away on top. As usual!
Hugs and Kisses
From the Gothic Mistess...
Anne ^..^ Gwish
Recommended:
Yes
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