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Meister Brau

Meister Brau
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A short fable about American brew

Written: Jan 22 '00

Product Rating: Product Rating: 1.0
Pros: Cheap, I guess.

Cons: You get what you pay for.
ns220's Full Review: Meister Brau
A German walks in to an American bar and orders a "Meister Brau." Taking a sip, he almost throws the glass back at the bartender.

"How can this beer claim to have a German name?!" The German demanded, but the bartender, ashamed of his country's pathetic attempts at beer, merely looks in the other direction.

Walking towards the door, the German proclaims, "Of course, American beer is like sex in a canoe!"

Feeling as if this may be a compliment, the bartender finally looks up, and asks, "how's that, sir?"

"BECAUSE IT'S F***ING CLOSE TO WATER!" And the German slams the door behind him.



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