21, and I'm already too old to drink this!
Written: Jan 13 '05
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Pros: Cheap and alcoholic.
Cons: The Beast Ice experience is absolutely terrible in every way.
The Bottom Line: If you buy Beast, you'll spend everything you save on hangover cures. Spare yourself the agony and pick up some Budweiser instead.
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| cassie83's Full Review: Milwaukee's Best Ice |
Anyone who has recently been to college probably knows the pleasures and pains of Milwaukee's Best Ice. But there's a reason they call it Beast and eventually, it's time to buy a real beer.
I started college at a large state school in the fall of 2001. The first two weeks of school are frat rush. Every frat needs 18-year-old girls hanging around to impress 18-year-old boys. The way to attract 18-year-old girls at my school apparently is this beer.
The product:
As I opened the first alcohol of my life besides sips of champagne at weddings, I noticed a rather unpleasant aroma. I wondered if this really was the best of Milwaukee? But never mind, it was college.
After the first sip of this beer, I was not sure I could take a second sip. It's the kind of beer where you make a face after every sip if you don't consciously try to avoid doing that.
The only thing I can say about the taste is that the second one tastes better than the first one, and the third one tastes better than the second one.
The results:
Let's face it people, no one drinks this beer other than to get drunk cheaply. That it will do. A six-pack of 16-ounce cans of this will run you about $3 in any store, and you don't want to experience the next day if you drink more than that.
See, when you wake up the morning after drinking any Milwaukee's Best product, you are reminded of its excellent taste. No matter what you drink or eat all day, you will remember your night with Beast for at least 24 hours because of this aftertaste.
Another characteristic of Beast is the headaches. You will normally get a headache around your fifth beer that lasts anywhere from 30 minutes to three days.
Recommendation:
Milwaukee's Best Ice is the absolute worst, cheapest, and most alcoholic beer that is available at most stores. Do yourself a favor, put down that case and get 12 Budweisers. Your body will thank you.
Recommended:
No
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Epinions.com ID: cassie83
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Member: Cassie
Location: Brunswick, Ohio
Reviews written: 2
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About Me: 21-year old girl from the suburbs.
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