How my life has changed since I discovered the "Netti One-Leg Stocking." This nifty little device makes conventional toilets obsolete. I'm not incontinent, but what's it matter with convenience like this? The Netti One-leg Stocking is the bathroom you strap to your leg. Anytime, anywhere, there it is.

I know you're skeptical. You're probably reading this and thinking, 'what is this guy for real.' I must admit that when I first came across this product, I had the same objections to the whole concept of peeing into your leg that you're probably having right now. But you need only to cross a small mental barrier in order to see the light.

All you have to do is wrap your mind around the fact that you aren't really peeing on yourself. In fact, the urine never touches you. The product is clean, easy to assemble and cheap. The practice of using only a conventional restroom is an entirely culturally based construct, and if I might add, just a little bit snobbish. If you break the hegemonic relationship between yourself and your bathroom like I have with the Netti One-leg Stocking, imagine the quality of life you will gain.

In the car, at the movies, everyplace you have wished you could urinate at will, you can! And I won't lie, there's a certain satisfaction gained in peeing comfortably while interacting in otherwise normal circumstances. Just the other day, I was urinating while simultaneously asking out my boss' secretary. You can't even come close to imagining the added sense ease and comfort brought on by the relief of a good urination in such a situation, unless you've experienced it firsthand. The same holds true for job interviews, uncomfortable family get togethers... well pretty much any high stress situation. The Netti One-Leg Stocking is a therapeutic device as much as anything.

The other day my boss was coming down on me real hard for not getting a proposal in on time. Instead of fumbling for words, like I used to do, I smiled narrowly, initiated a steady flow of urine and calmly explained exactly why I was unable to meet the deadline. He appreciated my frank demeanor so much, he gave me a promotion! Upon hearing word of the promotion the following day, I peed ecstatically. Oh and by the way, the date with my boss' secretary went so well that I had to exchange the urinary condom that I regularly wear, for... well, you know.

Think of it.

The Netti One-Leg Stocking has brought me so much comfort, saved me so much time. In my case, it saved my job and granted me a promotion to boot. Because of it, I have a steady girlfriend and am on the whole a much calmer person. The Netti One-Leg Stocking has paid for itself in more ways than can be listed. This thing is just great. I can't say that enough. In fact I love it so much... I'm peeing right now. Aah the sweet satisfaction.




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