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I could eat again.... when I scarfed my food
by rittdogg | Nov 05 '00
Pros: Numbs your mouth, allowed me to eat, good pre-treater to Zilactin-B
Cons: Doesn't last long, should only use 4 times a day max

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Product Rating: 3.0



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Comments on I could eat again.... when I scarfed my food" (11 total)  
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This may not be the best comment left, but only one word comes to mind: (Reply to this comment)
by gleepish
OUCH

Peace~
Dec 16 '00
10:44 am PST

You must also watch out for... (Reply to this comment)
by Speedytoo
Those hotdogs with the cheese inside of them.
When overheated these dogs become lethal bombs that will splatter the inside of your mouth with melted plastic...err cheese. On of my friends had one squirt right up his nose.
Please be careful, it's a dangerous world out there <G>
Cheers! <clink!>
Sal
Dec 04 '00
9:45 pm PST

Ouch (Reply to this comment)
by Granniemose
At least your burns didn't make you lose your sense of humor. Good article - made me laugh - reminds me of my own dumb kids and grandkids. Grannie
Nov 14 '00
9:21 pm PST

Interesting......BUT (Reply to this comment)
by Remind
A shot of Whiskey would probably have done the same thing! LOL I guess the Orajel is cheaper.

Zo
Nov 13 '00
6:25 am PST

Re: Hey Mister (Reply to this comment)
by rittdogg
Unfortunately, the goshdarn Hot Pocket wrapper says something to the effect of "CAUTION - FILLING WILL BE HOT". Too bad I'm a rebel.

-mark
Nov 10 '00
9:03 pm PST

Hey Mister (Reply to this comment)
by kellydeal
They don't call 'em HOT pocket for nothin'....

Har har...

Actually, the litigious old McDonald's lady came to mind but someone already beat me to that punch. Although I am sure there is some warning on that package somewhere to remind you to let your food simma down...written in very fine print.

Too bad our forefathers didn't have the foresight to realize we'd need this kind of accommodation to keep our court systems free and clear.

Never thought I'd have a Hot Pocket rant on this site. First time for everything.

kd

Nov 10 '00
8:58 pm PST

Re: Lucky you ! (Reply to this comment)
by murasaki
...Ah, yes. Leave it to a man calling himself "Heywood Jablomi" to be the voice of 'reason' in a mad, mad world.

Funny review, rittdogg!

--murasaki
Nov 09 '00
6:06 am PST

Lucky you ! (Reply to this comment)
by HeywoodJablomi
Listen, just because you're dumb enough to burn your mouth not once, but twice, doesn't mean you can't turn it to your advantage. Listen--two products. Two major corporations. TWO LAWSUITS! Go get 'em, genius!

Heywood
Nov 07 '00
10:21 pm PST

I'm not alone (Reply to this comment)
by SusanARI
Rittdogg writes:
(rumor has it that I refuse to let my food cool to reasonable temperature before consuming).


So glad to see I'm not the only one that does this :)
Word of warning: Be careful with microwaved frozen burritos.
susan
Nov 07 '00
3:33 pm PST

Lawsuit! (Reply to this comment)
by prfstars
I say sue the pants off Stouffers. It worked for that old lady who burned her lap when she spilled her hot coffee from Mickey D's.
Nov 06 '00
3:42 pm PST

I've got your solution (Reply to this comment)
by neilioo
Just go smoke the reef, then drink yourself retarded and by that time you'll have the munchies and be numb all over!!! The combination you were looking for!!!

peace-neilioo
Nov 06 '00
3:00 pm PST
   

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