Red Dog

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Batman giving head!

Jan 9, 2000
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Pros:tastes great, cheap, BATMAN GIVING HEAD

Cons:it's pretty sick that there's actually batman giving head printed on the bottle

Red Dog is a pretty decent beer for a domestic. The beer is an amber color and comes in a dark brown bottle, which helps eliminate skunking due to light. It has a bit of a sweet taste, as you might guess from its caramel color. There isn't much of an aftertaste. Red Dog tastes best if it's served icy cold. If you like Budweiser, you'll probably like Red Dog.

You can get a six pack pretty cheap. Where I live, they're usually between 3 and 4 bucks, and it's often on special. Twelve packs are even cheaper.

Red Dog comes with a bit of novelty. Printed on the inside of each of the bottle caps is a funny little slogan. One of my favorites has a little picture of the Red Dog dog saying "Hey Baby". Maybe that's not funny to you now, but after you've had 10 or 12 beers, trust me, it's pretty funny. I don't know how many different bottle caps they've made, but it's rare to get duplicates.
(P.S. You obviously won't get these cool bottle caps if you drink Red Dog from cans. If you drink beer from cans, you suck.)

When I was in college, I used to throw all of my bottle caps into a large tupperware(tm) bin that I kept on the floor in my apartment. By the end of the school year, my roommate and I filled the whole thing up! We didn't even cheat by throwing non-beer bottle caps in. When I say it's large, I mean it's large. It was at least 12 inches long by 6 inches deep and about 6 inches high. If you're a math genius, you can probably calculate the total volume and divide by the average volume of a beer bottle cap. But if you're a math genius, you're probably not cool enough to drink beer and therefore probably aren't reading this review. Anyway, it's scary to think about how many beers we drank to fill up that tupperware bin. It's even scarier to think about how much money those beers cost. (Mom, I hope you're not reading this.)

THE BEST PART!
BE SURE TO READ THIS!
Okay, I hope I got your attention, because this paragraph is the whole reason I decided to write this review.
There's a little secret in the Red Dog logo. Turn it upside down, and you can see BATMAN GIVING HEAD. I'm not making this up. The first time someone showed me this, I laughed hysterically for 10 minutes. It's the coolest!
The trick works both on the small Red Dog logo printed on the bottle cap (once again, this won't work if you drink from stinking cans) and on the large Red Dog logo on the bottle. Please, be careful and be sure your bottle is EMPTY (or not opened) before turning it upside down.

If you have trouble seeing this, you're probably prude and you need to drink more beer. If you drink more beer and you STILL can't see it, write me a comment and I'll try to help you the best I can.





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