The "Torture-Me-Rosie" Doll !!!
Written: May 18 '00
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Pros: Endless hours of enjoyment
Cons: No matter what you do she still smiles
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| beelzebuddy's Full Review: Rosie O'Donnell Doll |
FINALLY !!!
A toy for all ages. I like it so much, I bought two. And it's a good thing, it seems that my dog liked the first one nearly as much as I do. And I have hours of enjoyment watching my dog take turns licking himself, and then Rosie, and then back to licking himself. But I digress...
This toy was particularly useful in situations where I really needed to get my aggression out. Here is a hint at how to prolong the life of your Doll. Use a WASHABLE, Non permanent black marker to make her look bruised. This way, you can just throw her into the washing machine (Which is fun to do at the laundry mat, with the viewable window) and you are ready to go and bruise her up again.
Don't get me wrong, I DO NOT approve of, nor promote violence towards any man, woman, or child. But this is a Rosie Doll that we are talking about. She is not even human.
I have to admit. I was a little sickened to see the "Exit to Eden" variant, complete with whips, chains, and something that can only be described as deviant.
Now Elmo can finally get back at all the poking and prodding that Rosie has inflicted upon him. And the Display box doubles as the Rosie show set. What more could I ask for. Maybe a Tom Selleck doll to really lay the smackdown on rosie.
I purchased this doll in K-Mart. It was in the toy aisle, three aisles down from the gun rack.
There are a few inconsistencies with the doll however. She looks remarkably thin, Her head is not proportioned to look as big as it does on the television, and she is not anatomically correct. Or maybe she is. I Just don't want to think about such things.
Now all I need is an Oprah Winfrey doll!
Evil Inc.
BeelzeBuddy
Recommended:
Yes
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