So much bass, your eyes and ears will explode
Written: Dec 31 '00
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Pros: mad bass
Cons: not mad enough to stop the great hurricane typoon monsoon tidal wave tsunami wave almost 1100 miles high wave that was 'a comin' towards BAJA!
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| Alfred_1's Full Review: Bazooka EL8A-HP Car Subwoofer |
This bass tube has nothing in comparison to my 1982 Chevrolet S10 AUDIO SOUND SHOW TRUCK...bass is all the rage! Subwoofers are the "in" thing
But this bass tube can't even come close to touching the 13,000 watt, 16 amplifier-powered, (4) 15" sub, (6) 12" sub, (2) 10" sub, system in the back of my 1982 Chevrolet S10 AUDIO SOUND SHOW TRUCK. I mean, really, did it think it had a chance?!
Yeah, I saw one of these in an audio competition in '94. I was ridin' low, in my '82 S10, when this dude offered to challenge with his 89W BASS TUBE PLUS. SO I said, "Let's have a go!"
When we put the two machines on the stand, my 13,000 watt, 16 amplifier-powered, (4) 15" sub, (6) 12" sub, (2) 10" sub, system in the back of my 1982 Chevrolet S10 AUDIO SOUND SHOW TRUCK system just flat-out pounded him. His eyes and ears burst from the amazing amounts of low-frequency bass that was emitted from my truck box. The tires on his 1994 Geo Prism exploded from the massive shock waves of sound reflecting from my encloshaz! The foundation pillars of the local "fisherman's wharf", just 6 blocks aways shattered instantly when the treble-highs of my (64) 1.2" tweeters screeched out their melodious Siren Song. And the marvelous middles from my (34) 4" rounds, (16) 5" rounds, and (11) 6"x9" ovals just flat-out caused a radical riptide on the shore of Miami, sending a great hurricane typoon monsoon tidal wave tsunami wave almost 1100 miles high all across the Gulf of Mexico, threatening to flat out bury and demolish BajA California! And I saw the fear!
So I quick hopped aboard my 13,000 watt, 16 amplifier-powered, (4) 15" sub, (6) 12" sub, (2) 10" sub, system in the back of my 1982 Chevrolet S10 AUDIO SOUND SHOW TRUCK and drove screaming....3467 HP @ 8933 RPM (dyno-certified)...turbo'd, super'd, nitrous'd, and all...all the way 'cross the deep south, through Texas, a flamin' fury! And when I got ta LA, all I dun was one thing...yeah, I cranked that bass.
The Counter waves of astonishing mass and volume of enormous amounts flowed cross-ways and cross-wise cancelled-out the great hurricane typoon monsoon tidal wave tsunami wave almost 1100 miles high wave that was 'a comin' towards BAJA!
All the surfers began worshipping me, an' all the swim-suitin' honeys said I was all fly. But I was all, "no man,", I was all, "just thank ma 13,000 watt, 16 amplifier-powered, (4) 15" sub, (6) 12" sub, (2) 10" sub, system in the back of my 1982 Chevrolet S10 AUDIO SOUND SHOW TRUCK and drove screaming....3467 HP @ 8933 RPM (dyno-certified)...turbo'd, super'd, nitrous'd, and all S10 AUDIO SOUND SHOW TRUCK. And thank goodness I didn't buy that bass tube."
Peace
Recommended:
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