the thing about boone's
Written: Jul 10 '00
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Pros: tasty, cheap.
Cons: tastes like kool-aid, so you get sicker faster
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| joannavaught's Full Review: Boone's Farm Wine |
is that you don't buy it because you're looking to buy a good wine.
you buy it because you're looking to get drunk. cheap.
now, this isn't as horrible a goal as it has been previously made out to be. there's nothing wrong with a night of frugal frolicking! i also like pricey white russian nights and at bars, i always order amaretto sours, margaritas, and dirty martinis.
there is a certain ambience, however, that surrounds a boone's night.
and to achieve that ambience, you must adhere to certain rules.
you should be with good friends.
there should be several varieties of boone's from which to choose. my personal favorites are snow creek berry and sun kissed peach, but strawberry hill comes in very close.
you should only drink boone's out of the bootle or from a plastic frat boy cup. no wine glasses! boone's isn't good enough for wine glasses! ("joanna, i don't drink wine from the bottle." LEARN! it's much more fun that way!)
there should be very little unnatural light. hopefully you're outside, on a porch or balcony. if you're inside, use candlelight, leading to the next rule --
keep cheap household candles around. the minute one of those bottles is empty, in goes a candle, and lit. soon you have a table littered with wine bottle candles. plus, you're drunk! fantastic!
for my birthday this year, i'm having a party that centers largely around boone's and mix tapes. i'm so excited! i don't see how that combination could possibly fail.
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Member: joanna vaught
Location: austin, tx
Reviews written: 35
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