Oh God, what a pain. I am not a fan of...skiing games, well, I don't know many who are, but this game plays like absolute trash and is even worse than the majority of the bad games in the N64 library, of which there are a large number. THe entire game consists of skiing challenges, and they are some of the worst skiing controls I have seen in a skiing game, of which I've played maybe a few, well aside from minigames this might be the only skiing game I've ever played. It's not even relevant. Just playing it for five minutes reveals everything wrong with the game to an exceptional degree.
You start by picking a racer, each of which have parameters but none of which seem to matter since you'll crash every two seconds anyway.The race starts, I push down, and crash. He stumbles over himself. This half circle bar fills up and there seems to be no way to stop it. The controls are idiotically sensitive. Every time you fall over you here the same "ugh"seound effect. You hear it a good one hundred or so times per race, that's how many times you fall. Not only that, but the fellow racers keel over also. It's like the game can't even play itself.
The music is alright, but the sound effects are awful. Every two seconds, along with your character screaming because he broke his ankle again, the announcer tells you to hurry and catch up. How is that even constructive? Of course I want to catch up. He seems to say this even when I'm in first place, which is rare because I can't even finish the first stage. The bland blocky graphical textures don't help either. This 'game' is a bad joke and it is best kept far, far away from any sentient human being.
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