(BOH) Rampage, yeah rampage of badness
Written: Apr 05 '00 (Updated May 06 '00)
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Pros: It was a great game until...
Cons: Sounds, gameplay, replay value, two player mode is a joke
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| TwelveMotion's Full Review: Rampage: World Tour for Nintendo 64 |
I will be writing this opinion in the dialect of a Swedish chef with a huge accent. Why? Because I hate this game so much that I need something to take my mind of what I am writing. If you can't read Swedish chef, I will put it in English after the Chef version.
I bet yuoo remember thees geme-a. Oon zee ercede-a und oon clesseec Neentendu. It ves greet reeght? I knoo I lufed it. Um de hur de hur de hur. Vhee I sev thees geme-a oon zee shelfes ooff Bluckbooster I hed tu try it. Um de hur de hur de hur. I retoorned it un unheppy mun. Thees is zee must pueentless meend noombeeng geme-a thet hes ifer beee mede-a. Zee oonly theeng thet mede-a zee furst geme-a su guud ves zee fect thet Neentendu's selecshun hed gemes thet cuooldn't cempere-a tu thees. Um gesh dee bork, bork! In zee N64 deys zeere-a is a better plece-a tu poot yuoor muney. Bork bork bork! Zee grepheecs ere-a pretty guud fur a Tvu Deemensiunel geme-a. Zee suoonds ere-a fery unnuyeeng. Zee gempley joost soocks reelly bed. Bork bork bork! Here-a is zee geme-a. Gu tu ceety, destruy, iet peuple-a, repeet. Um de hur de hur de hur. Thees gues oon fur a vhule-a boonch ooff lefels thet ere-a ell zee seme-a, unteel zee geme-a joost inds. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Veste-a ooff teeme-a, muney, underveer, inergy und thees leettle-a "du nut remufe-a" theengs oon zee mettress. Um gesh dee bork, bork!
I bet you remember this game. On the arcade and on classic Nintendo. It was great right? I know I loved it. When I saw this game on the shelves of Blockbuster I had to try it. I returned it an unhappy man.
This is the most pointless mind numbing game that has ever been made. The only thing that made the first game so good was the fact that Nintendo's selection had games that couldn't campare to this. In the N64 days there is a better place to put your money.
The graphics are pretty good for a Two Dimensional game. The sounds are very annoying. The gamplay just sucks really bad. Here is the game. Go to city, destroy, eat people, repeat. This goes on for a whole bunch of levels that are all the same, until the game just ends.
Waste of time, money, underwear, energy and this little "do not remove" things on the mattress.
Recommended:
No
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