Some say a good fan is like a good lover. Kiss me, Mr. Fan.
Written: Dec 04 '00
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Pros: It's FAN-tastic!
Cons: I define myself by my ratings of fans. I doubt I should go on living at all.
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| Hendrx's Full Review: Honeywell Heater Fan HZ2020 |
My god, I'm rating fans. Can anyone give me one good reason why I should go on at all? And you want a review of a fan? Okay, I'll give you a nice, solid review. How does one do this? Do you want an explanation of how it works? Electrical energy enters system, metal coil heats up, surrounding molecules become excited, plastic fan blade turns, warm air leaves system. There is little room for error. Should I explain where in your room to put it? Put it in the cold room. But not in the fridge, not dangerously near flammable pets, not near cryogenically-frozen loved ones. Alternate products I considered were a tiny volcano, a miniature, contained forest fire, and a woman named Susan (she's HOT! - drum roll). And you honestly want to know who should buy this product? People with cold rooms. People in cold areas who don't own spiffy heater-fans. Fan-fetish-ists (I know you're out there, and I respect you, man). And who shouldn't buy this product? I'm looking at you, Susan.
Recommended:
Yes
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Hendrx
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Member: Ben Popik
Location: Annandale-on-Hudson, NY
Reviews written: 16
Trusted by: 2 members
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