Pros: good toast, sensual feeling I get from it
Cons: nothing "cool" about it
When I first laid my hands on the Cool Touch Toaster, I knew I was in love. It toasts my bread to a crisp, brown perfection crunches when I bite it, but winds up chewy in the end. I had been on the hunt for a toaster for about a year. None seemed to please me. Then I was at a local store, when low and behold, a toaster caught my eye. I could tell that this wasn't just an ordinary toaster. I screamed at me "buy me, I can toast beyond your wildest dreams." So I purchased the toaster for a mere twenty five dollars and took it home and unwrapped its smooth, sensual box. I slide my bread in and with a grunt, pushed down the toast button. It was the most exilerating two minutes of my life. Then the climax. The toast popped up and I shouted with joy. I then sat, alone, with the toast, and ate it. The Cool Touch Toaster is an exhilerating toaster and I highly recommend it to anyone looking for a good time. And a good piece of toast.