Looking for a place to shag in Chicago?
Written: Dec 08 '00
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Product Rating:
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Pros: Great location, great hotel
Cons: shady valet parkers
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| MisterNasty's Full Review: The Westin Chicago River North |
This place makes Mister Nasty VERY RANDY! I am such a big fan of this property. It is right where you want to be! Across the street from the "House of Blues". And within walking distance to tons of cool bars, restaurants and shopping.
I should mention the bathroom. All marble; glass shower stall, so you can indulge in your voyeur tendencies with your significant other while .she soaps up. At least for about five minutes…until things get a bit to steamy. By then, you should either be joining in or you are probably too whiskey-dicked to do so.
A very nice lobby and cordial staff are also assets of this hotel. The room-service food is very good, and they will gladly cater to the most ridiculous demands (like Brandy Alexanders at 2 in the morning.)
I cannot believe I am the first to rate this place. It is so cool. I hope that if you are coming to Chicago you stay here. It is worth experiencing.
The only downside is that the valets will tune your radio in to the rap station and crank your stereo. For this reason, I advise you not to leave your Puff Daddy cd's in plain view. Tip them well. And enjoy your stay in the the city…starting in "C"….ending in "O"…..in the middle…
"HI-CAG"!
Or so sayeth Bill Swerski's superfans. God bless Chris Farley!!!
Recommended:
Yes
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Member: Ralph Parsons
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