Pros: Big Boobs, Erotic Poses, Visual Presentation, Porn Stars
Cons: Lack of diversity
Boobs are perhaps my favorite subject. I'm absolutely obsessed about them, and make no apologies for my love of them. In fact, I actually have a CBI Card that says I'm a Certified Boob Inspector, so ladies feel free to let me inspect them. My favorite duty assignment ever was providing security for a Hooters Restaurant Wet-T Shirt Contest, and I got a lot of hugs, and one young lady was kind enough to show me her rack. To think that they paid me for this four hours of fun, still makes me smile to this day. Since boobs are of interest to me, and not the ones of the political arena, I decided to pick up a copy of Busty Beauties Magazine from my local "adult store."
This magazine is apparently published six times a year, and it certainly lives up to the title. Yes, the first three letters of title were on purpose. You get a whopping, huge issue that's full of boobs, and for this I am thankful. Its about one hundred pages in size, and there are six layouts featuring busty ladies. One of them is appropriately named "Wendi Whoppers", and apparently she's in the adult movie business. I can see why with those "whoppers." Each layout is very sexy, and won't be considered classy like the tame folks at other publications seem to like. Its fully nude, and a real page turner.
The key to this magazine, is of course the boobs. In all of the layouts, the ladies do "those poses" we all know. That includes the bending over with boobs facing forward, along with the famous scrunching up the boobs together, to imagine what it would be like to get squeezed by PSI not known by mankind or other accompanying objects. There are some shots of lower anatomy, and some of these ladies have fantastic booties as well. Of course, all the boobs seem to be fake, and I have to disagree with Sir Mix A Lot's "silicone parts are for toys". There are some really attractive women in each issue, along with some nice racks.
What's interesting about this magazine, is the preponderance of ladies who are in the adult movie business. If you find one you like, you can watch her on the television as well, which of course equates to even more boobs. Boob-Vision! There are a whole bunch of blondes, brunettes, and redheads, but I'd like some more women of different ethnicities. That's my only complaint, because I love boobs of all backgrounds. Otherwise, the women for the most part are very attractive, and obviously very well endowed in one particular area. You could say its their "breast" feature.
There are of course, the usual sex ads in here. There isn't much commentary or articles per se, as this is a very visual publication. Sometimes reading gets old anyway, but the funny "create your own penis mold" ad always makes me laugh. I'm afraid the toiletoctopus version wouldn't be a best seller. There are more than enough phone sex ads, that include everything from just 18 year old girls, to trannies and grannies. Thankfully the advertisements aren't as heavy as other magazines, and the focus is all about the mammary glands.
You can find Busty Beautiesin adult stores, or perhaps truck stops. If these aren't convenient to you, you can order it directly from the publisher, or go through one of those magazine discounters that might be able to cut you a deal. I'll give a solid "three thumbs up" rating to this magazine. Its very erotic, and will satisfy anyone with a boob infatuation. I wish it was published monthly, but perhaps I'm a bit of a boob for wanting that. Give it a look for yourself, because for boob aficionados, this is one magazine that's sure to capture your attention.