Penthouse Forum Magazine: Come Wail Away, Come Wail Away
Aug 18, 2011
Review by toiletoctopus
Rated a Very Helpful Review
Pros:Hot women, hardcore sex, steamy articles, price
Cons:Some of the stories are a bit whacky
The Bottom Line: Forum Magazine is one hot publication, with lots of hot chicks having sex, and steamy articles that rise to prominence.
Penthouse's Forum Magazine might just turn up the heat, whether it be getting your one eyed viper to grow, or spice up your sex life. This is one publication that has "the best of both worlds," that being steamy stories along with explicit pictures that will certainly catch your attention. Some other magazines have tried to do this, but Forum has this niche down like none other. It has been around the block, in more ways than one, and could be considered a lot of fun. Each issue is loaded with eye candy, and some of the women in here are beyond smoking. While some of them are modeling, most of them are in the throes of sexual activity.
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Thank you for that. This magazine does not hold anything back, other than bodily fluids, and there are a lot of shots of the action. You will see penetration in full color, up close and personal, so this is not for the faint of heart. Without getting too graphic, oral sex, regular sex, and backdoor action gloss the pages of this publication. The women in here are of course getting it on, with men that appear to be grossly overdeveloped in one particular area. While this sometimes causes me to feel even more hung like a toddler, I am prodded by the hot women, that are built like a "brickhouse," just like that famous song lyrics talked about.
There are a lot of blondes in here, and some brunettes and redheads thrown into the mix. I am thankful that in recent years, women of other ethnicities are in here, because that gets the blood flowing to the nether regions as well. Its good to "mix it up" a bit, and Forum has managed to stay fresh while other publications have lost their luster. While big boobs are featured in quite a few of the pages, that isn't always the case as well. Thank you for that as well, as I just like boobs of all sizes just fine. The average age of the women appears to be 18-25, and there are lesbians, along with outdoor scenes that add a change of scenery to the usual hotel room.
The stories are often quite steamy, and while I'm not sure if these are real people's activities, they don't appear to be written by the same author at least. Truck drivers must, as Nate Dogg quipped, "get more tail than a toilet seat." My goodness, there are so many stories about truck drivers getting it on, that they must not be making their other deliveries. Strippers get action in here as well, along with men for whatever reason, seem to get off on their girlfriends or wives getting action with another man. These just don't do anything for me, but the one's that involve a girlfriend finding a lady friend, and then getting thrown into the mix do.
Most of them are well written, and only take up a few paragraphs, although there are longer, featured stories. These are where the action are, and usually there are pictures of some couple getting it on on the same pages. Its great getting the print and imagery combined. As for advertisements, a lot of them in here are hot. There are of course the phone sex line pictures with a beautiful woman, that you know is where you'll reach some wildebeast on the ironing board, like was shown in the movie "Beavis and Butthead do America." Toys are readily available, as are porn movies, sex sites on the Internet, and the like.
This is one that I don't subscribe to, but I purchase it several times a year. At $5.25, its beyond reasonable, and offers an hour of reading time. Of course, the pics can hypothetically last longer than that. There are some reviews of toys and other merchandise that will heat up the bedroom, but this magazine is pretty hardcore, and doesn't make any apologies for it. I think its fantastic, a combination of great articles and pictures, that give it a unique spot in the adult magazine category. Its good reading while I work on my CDL as well.
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