Penthouse Letters Magazine

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Oct 23, 2001
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Pros:Great stories, good "Material" *ahem* to get you warmed up

Cons:Unrealistic at times.

The Bottom Line: *ahem* Inspiring Literature. Gets the blood pumping and blends dirty pics and dirty stories perfectly.


Warning! This is an opinion on a magazine of an adult nature. If you're under 18, please don't continue and if you're easily offended, read no further.

Here I am, venturing forth into unchartered territory. The very first epinion on this dirty little magazine. I'll most likely ramble in parts, but I plan on this being informative as well and giving you a general perspective on things.

The Breakdown:

People all over America are doing kinky things. They want to share it and you want to hear it and see it. If you said "I don't want to" then you're A. of the minority and/or B. You have all your dirty magazines/romance novels in a closet and you've deleted the "Recent History" on your computer so that nobody will see that you "More than stumbled" across Barely Legal Teens.

So these people write in their tales to share with the fascinated readers of America.

Stories range from:
Fun between married couples
Gay/Lesbian Experiences
Threesomes
Gang-Bangs
Wife-sharing (Wives gone wild)
Domination/Submission
Interracial

Letters to Penthouse has done a line of books as well. Popularity and demand was there, so the next reasonable thing to do was to start something that came out faster than a book.

The Pros:

This has been brilliantly put together. Plenty of studies have shown that men are (duh) most aroused by seeing nudity and lots of it. Women have a large percentage of arousal based on foreplay and what's going on between their ears. That's why the average man is more likely to watch a porno and enjoy it immensely and the average woman is going to curl up with a romance novel, with the scenario unrolling in the movie reels of their minds. So we have a magazine for both sexes. Lots and lots of pictures of naked men and women in various states of undress, oral sex, etc. and then these thigh-trembling stories in explicit detail for the women to enjoy.

I'm a phonesex operator. (No, I'm not kidding. All hatemail and Omigod emails, please send to quelaini@yahoo.com with the subject line Phonesex.) I'd venture to say that I'm very good at what I do. I'm quite creative and I rarely run out of things to say. I spin a good scenario. However, when I'm reading the magazines...it's literally hundreds of people using their terminology to describe how they would give oral sex, how they would love to go about stripping off each others clothes and screwing each others brains out. Everybody spins a new tale. I've picked up all sorts of good stuff and it's bettered my scenarios.

The cons: (careful people, if you're even REMOTELY offended by things so far or if you're squeamish, turn back NOW)

I can't really say I believe all of these stories. There is no chance in the world that every woman in these stories begged to be stuffed in the butt. Women on average don't like to guzzle sperm. Somewhere in the neighborhood of 10% of all women or less are able to achieve orgasm by sexual intercourse alone and no clitoral stimulation. Every woman in the stories starts orgasming uncontrollably the moment a man starts thrusting harder and approaches orgasm himself. Get real, people.

I also find it hard to believe that in the "Wives gone wild" stories that men just love to watch their wives getting screwed by another man and then beg to either A. have sloppy seconds or B. Bury their face in their wife's Nether Regions to lick and suck at the other man's remaining fluids.

The Verdict:

This is a very nicely written and arousing magazine. It has beautiful pictures of attractive women and men. The stories vary between romantic interludes and raunchy "get it ON" romps. There is appeal for both genders and for people of any sexuality.

Who knows? You might just open yourself up to a few new possibilities and then you'll be the one sending in a story.


Recommend this product? Yes

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