Oh yeah here's a Canadian sex comedy classic for ya'll... One Night Only, eh. It's the tale of a pretty waitress who overhears the plans for a 'raunchy' party being made for Montreal's hockey team. What really peaks her interest is the fifty thousand dollars the pimp is getting paid to pull this party off. Our lead character figures what the heck, she and her friends can probably do a better job and fifty grand would pay a lot of bills.

So Annie (Lenore Zann) gathers her friends together, calls in a few favours and tries to pull of this party while covertly changing the address of the party so the pimp is left out in the cold.

Well, the party planning seems to go off without a hitch except for a surprise visit from her cousin (at least I think it's her cousin). It's obvious he has a schoolboy crush on her and even secretly follows her to the party.

The party of course is a wild eighties sex party the likes of which we haven't seen since perhaps the last Porky's flick was made. Horrible Montreal actors abound running around chasing decently pretty naked women. Lots of poor stupid schoolboy antics run wild here like:

A couple of hockey players sneak fresh lobsters into a bed where one of the girls is having an intimate encounter with another player. Eventually he comes running out with the lobster's claw hanging from his you-know-what. That's not all, the poor bimbo follows, and to her surprise exclaims "I did the crab check...this one must've been hiding".

There are many, MANY horrible moments in this film. The pimp Wenko is such a goofball how the heck could he possibly be a pimp at all? Anyhow this is a sex comedy so who really cares right?

The party continues on and on, while the pimp keeps trying to thwart it much like Bill Murray tried to thwart the poor gopher in Caddyshack. Then finally the big climax of the film, some 'special treament' for the head coach (or whatever his role with the team was). He wears a miner's helmet with flashlight and crawls between an endless supply of womens legs looking up at them. Finally when he reaches the end a black hooker in a wig spanks him while he cries 'Mommy'. Only people in Montreal could've made a film like this. To top it all off the cousins of course have to have a one night... only sex fling too!

The only reason I know of this is because it's been shown on Canadian television over and over again and heck, I don't mind seeing the plentiful boobs when there's nothing else on, but man it's an awful movie. Perhaps really deprived Slapshot fans may dig this flick eh.

Recommended:
Yes

Viewing Format: VHS
Video Occasion: Better than Watching TV
Suitability For Children: Not suitable for Children of any age