One of the classics… for the bad horror lovers of this world, Student Bodies is on the top of the pile. To sum up this movie, you have the worst parts of all horror movies, add the most insane murder weapons you can think of, throw in totally insane characters, and to top it off… A BODY COUNT! Yes, you read me correctly; this movie actually counts out the number of murder victims and displays it on the screen for your viewing enjoyment! It also points out important details, like when someone leaves a door unlocked, the movie actually stops and tells you. Oh my god, if you see this movie prepare to laugh so bad it hurts... and then laugh some more.
Basically, you follow this girl around that is a fine young woman (read: she doesn't have sex) and an unknown killer who is killing off the population of the local high school whenever those deviant kids have sex. Add to this an entire cast of insane teachers, students, and random others and you have a movie that is destined to become a classic. Most of the fun in the movie centers around poking serious fun at other horror movies and the insanity of the cast. For example, to quote a boy trying to get a little from his lady-friend underneath the bleachers of a football game (with people kicking popcorn and all sorts of other trash onto them) "I can't help it... Garbage makes me hot"
I've already spoiled enough of this gem for you... just go rent it... the only problem is where to find it in the video store... most of the time it is in the comedy section, but a few stores will put it in the horror section.
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