I had heard so many horribly wonderful things about the evil displayed
No charades, this was the most disturbing movie ever made
People had lost their lunches in an attempt to endure Passolini’s vision
This made my decision, from then on, seeing this film was my mission
So I debated, then shelled out the money on eBay and waited
Sooner than I anticipated, it arrived; my dark soul was revived and elated
To prime myself for the occasion, I imbibed much libation
Without procrastination it was time for the most heinous export from the Italian nation
Salo – 120 Days of Sodom; a movie has never found a more apt title
It’s like calling the disciples of Charles Manson brainwashed and homicidal
You would have to time-travel to Ancient Greece to find a higher reverence for anus
Whether it was things going in or things coming out, this movie’s heinous
If it hasn’t become clear yet, this movie is not intended for the kiddies
And neither is this review, so if you read it then complain, that’s kind of shitty
Such a pity, I should quit before I start, but I haven’t got the heart
So hold on to your asses, this begins the Tragedy of Salo in Three Parts.
Circle of Obsessions
As fascist Italy is falling, four old aristocrats have taken captive
9 boys and 9 girls, all teenagers at the age where the libido is most active
They take them to their palace and tell them they are subjects to the old men’s malice
And they will soon listen to stories and have their asses filled with phallus
Every morning an old whore tells about being fucked when she was a child
This drives the old men wild, soon all of the lads and lasses asses are defiled
And this is mild in comparison to what awaits, the men have already decided their fates
When this routine gets old they decide to force their dates to defecate on their plates
Circle of Shit
Ooh, a new whore telling stories, this one about tricks that get horny
When she allows them to eat her shit, so long as it’s stinky and corny
Hmm, I wonder if the old men will get any ideas from this, it seems they do
They collect all the kids’ feces and use it to create a rather foul stew
Everyone sits down for lunch, and everyone has to munch on a bunch
So they contemplate their fates, then clear their plates with shoulders hunched
A bunch of brown-mouthed fools, sucking down their sticky stools
But soon all the kids are going to learn the price to pay for breaking the rules
Circle of Blood
Another whore, another remembrance; this one about torture and vengeance
The moral of the story, if you do the crime you pay the penance then face your sentence
A list has been compiled of every infraction, whether major or minor
It’s time for the dessert that caps the meal of that demented diarrhea diner
Those whose names have been listed will wish they never existed
Leaving dicks and nipples burnt and blistered, just one form of torture that’s enlisted
Clothespins clamped down on his tongue, then it’s sliced off; that must’ve stung
That one got beaten forced to step to the gallows, she’s screaming no more, she’s hung

And what did we learn today children? That’s right, fascism was bad
But was this torture, degradation and death overkill? Perhaps just a tad
The main thing I learned through my quest and you can verify through my spouse
Is that I must be one sick fuck and shouldn’t be allowed out of my house


Your faithful Torture, Degradation & Death Anti-Advisor,
imokliel

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Recommended:
Yes

Viewing Format: DVD
Video Occasion: Good Date Movie
Suitability For Children: Not suitable for Children of any age