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Nude Nurses: Hot List Hotties
Dec 21, 2002 (Updated Jan 18, 2004)
a Very Helpful Review
by the Epinions community
Cons:Short, Not Very Sexy
The Bottom Line: Very disappointing.
WARNING: The following is a review of an adult video and contains references to strong sexual content. By continuing to read this review, you agree that you are not offended by such material and are of legal age to view adult content.
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Level: Softcore, Full Female Nudity
Video: Soft Touch Video
HEAT: Brrrrr, it's cold in here
When I saw Nude Nurses on the Epinions Movie Hot List, I knew that I would have to review it. Few adult sub-genres appeal to me more than nurses, even if the profession is overly sensationalized; the white outfits that have been replaced by blue scrubs and the 3-inch high heels that can't possibly be ergonomic. I work in a medical center, so I know that this isn't real. That's why it's called a fantasy.
The story is simple, although I'm not sure why it was necessary to include one in a film that barely runs a half-hour. If you ask me, it's just a waste of time. Anyway, a devilish woman (PJ Sparxx) wants to ditch her sickly husband to run off with a guy that we are never introduced to. She dumps him at a hospital with nude nurses (Shayla Harris and Felicia Danay). The white-clad beauties nurse him back to health, allowing him to foil his lover's cold-hearted plan.
Scene I: The Naughty Nurse
Featuring: PJ Sparxx
The first chapter introduces us to PJ Sparxx and her devious plan. Sparxx is an attractive woman with a nice body, but she isn't dressed as a nurse. No tight uniform, no white garters, no cute little hat. This was not the best way to begin a film entitled Nude Nurses. Sparxx does a slow striptease for her bed-ridden husband, which is only marginally erotic in the absence of the promised fetish.
Scene II: T.L.C.
Featuring: Shayla Harris
In the second chapter, nurse Shayla Harris gives her new patient some special attention. Harris is cute, but her boobs are fake and she never smiles aside from a few obviously forced attempts. Her look of dissatisfaction, prominently featured in the cover photo above, is a huge turn-off. She obviously skipped Stripping 101, where she would have learned the cardinal rule: If you're not having a good time, neither are your viewers. She might be able to get away with this crap in hardcore flicks, but not here. Not in my hospital, dang it.
Scene III: Prescription for Lust
Featuring: Felicia Danay
Finally, this stinker comes to an end with a little bit of class. Danay has a seductive grin that could get you off on its own. She's cute, she's sweet, she's sexy and she delivers the best performance of all. It's no wonder why the patient returns to health under her close watch.
Nude Nurses only runs 31 minutes, including the opening and closing credits. Too much of this time is filled with mindless chatter and inane attempts at acting. The background music is light and cheesy, totally unsuitable for a respectable striptease. Felicia Danay constitutes the only silver lining in this dark cloud of a movie.
Nude Nurses is a poor execution of a good concept. Even as an enormous fan of the nurse fetish, I can't recommend this one. Poor quality, low quantity.
Recommended Nurses: Candy Stripe Nurses, The Young Nurses, Night Call Nurses, The Student Nurses
Related Movies: Nude Nurses 2
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Release Date: 2000-03-21, Rating: X (Mature Audiences Only)
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