The Bottom Line: When Dr. Crusher goes to her grandmother's funeral, she hooks up with a ghost man who has been "in the family" with the women of her family for 800 years.
wlswarts's Full Review: Star Trek: The Next Generation - Episode 166
The more reviews I write for individual episodes of "Star Trek The Next Generation" from season seven, the more I think I overrated the Season 7 DVD set. I'm not even sure why I am finishing these reviews. The idea, when I started out, was to rate all of the individual episodes of "Star Trek The Next Generation" so people would be able buy individual episodes on video, but now video is almost as dead as records and the reviews I write for things like "Star Trek The Next Generation" will be largely worthless because people will soon only be reading the DVD reviews. The real bummer is, I believe I am still providing a valuable service (i.e. the DVD boxed sets never tell you so much specific stuff about the individual episodes, often banking instead on the idea that people who are looking at a boxed set of DVDs from a television show already know the series and episodes), but there is no way for me to be compensated appropriately via the ePinions service. Say, for instance, you go to the Star Trek The Next Generation Season 7 DVD boxed set reviews and read them, but you remain unconvinced as to whether or not to buy because the reviewer only lists episode names. Then, you go to my individual reviews for the episodes, learn about all of the seventh season episodes, decide they collectively sound good enough to buy, then go back to the Season 7 DVD boxed set to buy that. Even though it was not those reviews that convinced you to buy it, those reviewers (which, to be fair, I am one) get the share from your purchase, while my convincing and eloquent video reviews get me $0.00. It's a weird, intriguing dilemma, huh?
All of that moralizing, questioning and common sense reasoning is more than the combined intellectual capacity of all of the characters in the "Star Trek The Next Generation" episode "Sub Rosa" (and you thought I was just complaining! Ha!). For a group of characters who travel the stars week after week exploring the unknown, there is not a single episode where they are all as singularly dimwitted as in this episode.
Dr. Crusher and the Enterprise crew journey to a planet where Dr. Crusher's Grandma Howard has just died. It's the Scottish Planet In Space and shortly after she arrives, she meets a mysterious stranger, Ronin, who convinces her to light an heirloom candle. Dr. Crusher does and soon, she and Ronin are having the most fabulous sex to the point that Dr. Crusher is willing to leave the Enterprise and settle down on Caldos IV. Having lost all capacity for logic and reason (and common sense), the intoxicated Dr. Crusher ignores everyone she cares about and settles into the house her grandmother owned while Ronin continues to pleasure her.
It's obvious to anyone with half a brain that Ronin is tied to the candle. The way he constantly insists Dr. Crusher keep it lit should make her suspicious, but it doesn't dawn on her until the very end of the episode. So, as Dr. Crusher watches Picard and Data and a colonist tormented by a plasma creature (Ronin in his natural form), it does not occur to her to simply blow out the candle. I'm glad I don't have to rely on her cunning to save my life.
"Sub Rosa" takes some sexual risks that "Star Trek The Next Generation" almost never did. Dr. Crusher is seen being pleasured by a non-corporal Ronin at various points throughout the episode. But, like most of Brannon Braga's limited writings, Ronin is not a ghost, but some form of anaphasic lifeform feeding off a body (he wrote an episode of "Star Trek Voyager" - "Flashback" - with essentially the same creature). I suppose that taking a spiritual and sexual risk in the same episode would have been too much for the franchise.
The problem - outside the pathetically weak and obvious script - is that none of the actors are playing their "a" game here. Patrick Stewart seems like an accessory throughout the episode and Duncan Regehr whose three guest appearances on "Star Trek Deep Space Nine" are pleasant outings, seems to be utilized too obviously as an intended sex symbol. That is to say Regehr looks all right in "Sub Rosa," but there's little beyond that to explain why Dr. Crusher would fall for him, especially after it becomes clear he and the doctor's grandmother were intimate for decades. In short, Regehr utilizes none of his personality to actually make Ronin sexy outside of his looks and it's not enough to sell us on this episode.
Particularly horrible is Gates McFadden in this role. Her acting is consistently over the top as Dr. Crusher, playing the heaviest moments of hurt and realization like a high school theater actress hamming it up for the parents on opening night. That she doesn't seem to realize that she is being melodramatic and out of character - i.e. we've never seen Dr. Crusher so oblivious or expressively passionate before now - just makes the performance that much worse.
At the end of the day, this is another stupid Braga reversal story. I've said all along he is a one trick pony who had three great "Star Trek The Next Generation" episodes, but this is long after he jumped the shark. This episode only goes to prove that he cannot write romance, either. Outside fans of the series - who by this time must be getting woefully disappointed by Enterprise crew family stories, all of which seem to have sucked this season - there is nothing here. It can't even be recommended as a "Star Trek The Next Generation" romance or soft porn. Instead, it views like a piece of fan fiction and some of the worst of that.
Rating is closer to 1 1/2.
[Knowing that VHS is essentially a dead medium, it's worth looking into "Star Trek: The Next Generation - The Complete Seventh Season" on DVD, which is also a better economical choice than buying the VHS. Read my review of the final season at: http://www.epinions.com/content_91347390084
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