What is there good to say about the movie Valentine? Well it finally ended. It didn't go on forever. No, that is what hell is like. One bad slasher movie after another. It goes on for eternity to torture the lost souls. This movie is just like the other 75 slasher movies released in the past 2 years.

The plot is centered around this group of college students who start to get murdered off one by one. They have no idea who it could be(because they're all retarded) then one of them realized it could be the nerd from 6th grade that they picked on and drove to insanity. Oh no!!! Could it actually be him after all these years? Oh no!!! Let me run around without a top on, screaming for help!!! Then I will say, "I'll be right back," and go off into dark spooky room by MYSELF, and wonder why I'm get murdered. Let me go see what that noise in the room was. I wonder why there is blood draining from that door, let me open it and see. Give me a fricken break. These people all deserve to get killed. I must have seen 5 movies that are similar to this movie. Revenge of the high school nerd. Ha ha ha. Like 15 years later some nerd is going to start killing people.

The movie is bad all around. It is full of horrible acting. I've seen better acting on the movie of the week. The film is not that long and the ending is not really all that understandable. I still don't get it. I watched this movie with my friend Brandy and she didn't get it. We were both p!ssed that we wasted and an hour and a half watching this crap. The movie is predictalble and boring. A retarded chimp with a learning disability could have made a better movie. This is one of the worst slasher movies I have seen. Do not rent this movie unles you like movies that SUCK.


Recommended:
No

Suitability For Children: Suitable for Children Age 9 - 12