Plot Details: This opinion reveals major details about the movie's plot.
The late night advertisement for Girls Gone Wild goes a little something like: Wait till you see what happens when Snoop Dogg gets behind the camera!
I have seen what happens when a hip hop pop culture icon goes to Mardi Gras, has a pile of beads, tank tops that say Girls Gone Wild, and goes in search of drunken girls.
For the mere cost of a tank top and some plastic trinkets, one can apparently get girls to go wild. In my own experience, I have found the cost to be substantially more than a string of beads or a shirt. Proving once again, it's good to be Snoop D-O double G.
How DO girls go wild?
They take their tops off, they pull their pants down, do a little touchy feely, and occasionally suck on each others breasts, and often kiss one another.
As I sat watching Girls Gone Wild: Doggy Style, my eyes remained transfixed to the images on the screen, for purely research purposes, of course.
What I found was, Mardi Gras is not a celebration of feasting and wildness before the start of lent, but rather a celebration of the female breast. And I can't see any other reason better than that to celebrate.
Sadly, Mardi Gras is only recognized as a public holiday in Louisiana, Alabama, and Florida. I for one cannot understand the uproar over one state not celebrating Martin Luther King Jr. Day, when 47 STATES DO NOT RECOGNIZE MARDI GRAS AS A HOLIDAY!
Breasts have done more for this country than any civil rights activist ever has. After viewing GIRLS GONE WILD: Doggy Style, I have been inspired to organize a grass roots effort to nationalize this festival celebrating boobage.
As you know, Girls Gone Wild Doggy style, takes place during Mardi Gras 2002. As is the custom, beads are earned by women for "working with what momma gave 'em" (and sometimes, what they bought from the good plastic surgeon)
The producers of Girls Gone Wild require a 5 second flash in order to earn the prizes, be it a shirt, beads, or in one instance, two southern comforts. Most of the time you hear the count to 5 as the girls have their shirts up, down, off, and very often, they decide to keep their shirt off longer. Sadly, often the large number of beads worn by these fine examples of all that is pure and sacred have their frontal assets obscured by these plastic necklaces.
Eventually the nudity gravitates south. You have a G String? Show us your underwear! Of course who cares about the underwear, it's what's underneath that matters. And Girls Gone Wild: Doggy style does not disappoint, showing us various "hairstyles" from the classic triangle, to the racing stripe/mohawk, to bald, there is a good variety of styles, many of which are shaken in the camera.
She was Shakin'
There are many scenes of butts shaking, breasts wiggling, and general nudity. What is interesting, it should be noted that girls have a tendency to scream when they are pulling their shirts up. Word to the wise, if you hear a girl screaming, run and find out why, you may be pleased at what you see.
So what does SNOOP DOGG add to Girls Gone Wild?
Well, he adds some interesting language, some singing "Whistle while you work, take off your shirt"; and he keeps us wondering, is that big brown thing he's smoking a home rolled cigar? Or does the Snoop Dogg have a bad case of glaucoma necessitating the medicinal marijuana?
He does keep his glasses on the entire time at night, and inside, so the poor guy must have some eye problems.
Overall Girls Gone Wild Doggy Style is pretty tame. It's no porno, the language does get a little colorful towards the end, and there are a lot of breasts, bottoms and a few shots of "the promised land."
Girls Gone Wild has no real plot, it's just a bunch of girls being filmed taking various items of clothing off for the camera.
Is it any wonder it has become such a success?
Read all 1 Reviews
Write a Review
Viewing Format: DVD
Video Occasion: Better than Watching TV
Suitability For Children: Not suitable for Children of any age