Bottoms up: Crazy Drunken Write-off
Written: Oct 19 '03
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Pros: Smooth Taste, Quick ruink
Cons: Assburn
The Bottom Line: Play hard!
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| tbthorn's Full Review: Bacardi 151 Rum |
Crazy Drunken W/O
Ok, I'm not quite drunk yet. I figured that I should get this out of the way first. The Crazy Drunken Write-off is being held to honor the third anniversary of DavidK93. Congrats on three years David. Wow, three years. Geez, that's almost depressing. That explains the theme, I guess. Let's leave it at congrats. The concept is pretty simple, so be sure to visit the others when you get done here:
daily-llama * DavidK93 * iluvbirds * Nedipooh * tbthorn * xiphoid
On with the show...
~~~Begin Inebriation - 3 shots, 20 minutes~~~
Alcohol Content: 75.5% v/v (151 proof)
Best enjoyed in: Frozen Drinks, Straight up
Best enjoyed with: Friends
Best enjoyed when: Camping
My History
Me and Bacardi 151 go way back with some good times. They're a little bit hazy at the moment, but they were some good times. Some things you just know.
Alcohol Content
151 is 151 proof, or 75.5% alcohll by volume. Most rums run about 40%, so 151 is double the pleasure. The ideal concentration for sanitizng is 70%, so it doubles as an anti-bacterial. The erros you've seen so far are the result of my poor typing abillitesm (editting isn't allowed except for word filter and html eerros), and a little bity of bicardi. ~heehee~
Taste
151 comes with a slight spice flavor, followed by desensitation of the tongue and burning of the esophatuges. esophagus. Since the alcohol burns yor taste buds imm3ediately, taste isn't reZAlly the issue. If it is, try some of that Limon rum crap that bacardi sells.
Appearance
151 is a beautiful golden rum, not the clear-as-water stuff you8 find on the shelves. IT's lightly darker than urine, so no worries there. If pretty colors matter to you, then try some of thate blue Hypnotiq crud. It's smoot too.
~~~Maintenance Shot~~~
Mixing it up
151 can bue used anywhere rum ins normally called for. Good misxed drijnks include daquaris, mojitos and pineapple drinks. Myself, I prefer it straight up. (knoked over my diet coked, thought you'd enjoy that) The taste of drinks like rum and diet coke aroe comparble to regulre rum. If you don't mind waiting a day or beingb called a wuss, you can try the rum watermelon. Cut a hole and stick the shafgt in upside down. (Man, you've got as dirty mind) I can't wit for that, and it wastes alchol.
Health Effects
Cleaning- Mouthwas runs about 10-20% alcohol and 70% alchol (ethanol) is considered the ideal anit=bacterial conentration. (Water is essential to complete the oxidationdf reaction) At 75%, 151 will kill just abou antyhing lviing in your mouth, including your own tissues. Excess consumption may dissolve your stomache.
Assburn- In my experience, assburn is comparable to most Bacardi rums. I recommend bismuth salt (pepto-buumsul, pink tabs) the night before to prevent assburn. If you don't know what assburn is, count yourself luck ymove on.
Improved Visula Acuity- 151 enhances visual perception. There are sverel 'q's on my board that I've nevefr noteced before.
~~~1 Maintenance Shot, 1 Sour APple Warhead Candy~~
Decreased Tastebud Act idy- After 1 shot of 151, I popped a sour-appple warhead into my moth. The taste was almost non-existent. Normally,k these3 things make you cringe like the thought of Rosanlsd BVaRR4 NAKED. Rosanne Barr naked. Complete desensitazation.
Erectile Function- Erectuiole responde to Cameron Diaz and Antoind bANDERAS getting it on. Antoinned Badneras. Antonio Banderas. Normal, rapid growth. Derectile response to Rosnne Barr and Tom Atrnodl. Tom Arnold. Slowed, delayed shrinkage.
Blader Function- Beer can keep you peeing, but 151 will keep the seal intact almost all night. The following morning you may experinece diarhea or assburn, but rectal leackage can be prevented by opink tabls I recommended earler.
Bacardi R=Bums (heehee)
Bacardi makes some of the finest puerto rixcan rums on the makret. If there's one thing that I love, it's puerot rican rums. If there's tw2o things I love, it's Puerto Rican rums and Puerot cRican Women. If there's threee things I love, it's Puerto rican rum, latinas and latinos. If there's fourt hings I lvoe,...
Smooth as a baby's behind
Some people don't like 151, but I find it smooth. If you can't hack the taste, tchase it with soda or a fruity beverage. You can also try poring int itno the steraw of a frozen drink as a shooter.
Web site
The Bacardi Website (www.bacardi.com) is just basout the coolest thing ever. The muxic areminds me of the show Undressed on MTV, before the bastard took it off the air. Stupid MTV.
Value
A 3/4 liter runs about $20. That's enought to get nme drunk for abouty a montyh, so you can't beat the value. jGo for the gold and grab a botttle of 1451.
Wrapping it Up
Bacardi 151 is a great way to get drunk, and get druink fast. (bathrooom pause) It's a fun time and this review is poof of it. Even the sound of your buddies (I love you man) exitijng an d exitying on AOID messanger will make you laugh. AOL messanger. Thestupid door sound is pretty lame. Drink all you want, wel'' make more. Rem3mbver Jay Leno from those Doritos commercials! Congrats on 3 years David, you're one sexy beast. That picture of you and Nirav is really hot. If you still havebn't figured out this write-off, visit www.imafreakindumbass.com.
Serious Note
Coming from a family with alcoholism, alchol isn';t always a joke. It needs to be ahndled responsibly, but that doesn't mean yuopui can't have fun with it. Visit www.alcoholics-anonymous.com if you're concerned that you or somone you love is an alcoholic.
Cheers,
tom
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