Cinna Bon Bon, Shake yer Bon Bon
Written: Mar 13 '01 (Updated Mar 13 '01)
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Pros: Hot, raw, sugary, sticky blast of love.
Cons: A day's fat.
The Bottom Line: Absolutely, unquestionably amazing, in spite of the heart palpitations.
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| ultramalcolm's Full Review: Cinnabon |
God bless America. Where else in the free world, if I am stuck at an airport at 3 a.m., can I find a full day's calories neatly picked into an eight ounce explosion of cinnamoney lovin'?
Cinnabon will make you fat, and your children's heads explode. Scientists the world over have said so. If you dare stand up and call yourself human, however, this should make little difference. Eating a Cinnabon can be roughly compared to chewing on your soft childhood teddy bear, while swimming in honey with rainbow gumdrops falling softly on your superhero cape. Sometimes, they DO tend to be a tiny bit undercooked. This, though, is only part of their long, long list of charms. $2.00. Sweet. Big. Made by magical dragons.
The counter service is amazing, too. The interaction I had with the polite Cinnaboy went something like this:
Me: "Can I have a Cinnamon Bun, please?"
Him: (Hands me Cinnamon Bun.)
Flawless!
Never have you seen so much frosting, so much sugar slathered on top of so much sugar. I can only imagine the lives of those who eat these each and every day- they must be insanely productive, professional, well-groomed, and handsome.
Recommended:
Yes
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ultramalcolm
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Member: Malcolm Bedell
Location: NYC
Reviews written: 11
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