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badfishalways (Reply to this comment)
by fishlover4ever
how can a fast food joint like ljs think that precooked fish left sitting be anything but terrible. since they joined two fast food joints together now two of the worst placed in one location. never will i eat at ljs again.
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Jul 23, 2011
11:34 am PDT
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Nasty Long John Silvers (Corpus Christi Texas) (Reply to this comment)
by happy2live
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8V3-zWZank&feature=channel_page
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Apr 22, 2009
8:57 am PDT
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Re: Re: ! (Reply to this comment)
by gulfofmexico
YOU ARE RETARDED... FRESH SEAFOOD @ RED LOBSTER... ITS FROZEN... SHUTUP ALREADY.COME TO FLORIDA AND EAT SEAFOOD. UNTIL THEN. SHUTUP YOU RETARD.
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Mar 1, 2009
12:18 pm PST
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To: Stockholder (Reply to this comment)
by gulfofmexico
You are retarded. While I do agree with you on Long John Silver's seafood not being good. Red lobster is not fresh. Its frozen you tard. Helpful hint: Come to the Gulf coast and try FRESH seafood. Please do not compare any fresh seafood to that of Red Lobster. You have got to be the biggest tard ever. Are you sure the son-in-law you bash isnt your son. You seem a little worse off than him. RED LOBSTER fresh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Try real fresh off the boat seafood before you write your next rant you RETARD. TY 4 ur time... Good day. TARD
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Mar 1, 2009
12:11 pm PST
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LJS Quality (Reply to this comment)
by acidchild
LJS has what we call "Standards of Quality". Customers don't realize it but the freshness of it's food is actually of quality products and value. The shortning used by the store I work at is of very high quality and we have a very repetitive filtering system which involves pre filtering and filtering of vats twice daily. Our vats are clean, free of carbon, and are in proper working order. Only the managers cook at my store. And there are almost never complaints about anything wrong with the products we sell. Out pies are date dotted, so are the breads, cole slaw, and other items on prep are completed on a shift to shift basis and are under deligation of certified management. We have CHAMPS programs set up to monitor drive thru times and wait times to invoke the deliverance of outstanding service above and beyond. We've lead the district for a long time in speed, sales, and in CHAMPS customer call in reviews. I do not know what type management runs the stores some of you eat in but if you ever walk in mine rest assure your food is both taken with accuracy, prepared freshly, and served hot with a smile. J.E. Cornett #3380
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May 22, 2006
10:36 pm PDT
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Athrur Treachers (Reply to this comment)
by GtBurns
I recently ofund out that Arthur Treachers is back form the dead, one gone int eh early 80's the chain is now back from exitiction.
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Jul 12, 2004
4:14 pm PDT
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You deserve worse (Reply to this comment)
by videomaker2000
I think by starting your review by calling your son in law names, shows what a real misfit you are. I've had bad individual experiences, just like I've had bad experiences in fine restaurants. However, the batter in Long John Silvers Seafood is the best! I wish I could duplicate it. None of the online recipes even come close. Sure....if they don't fry it in hot enough oil it will be greasy, but I've only had this happen about 3 out of maybe 200 visits.
Personally, with the way you "talk", I think you just like you complain you old fart....
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Feb 3, 2004
6:07 pm PST
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not fair (Reply to this comment)
by lodgirl
I think your review was not fair at all. not all long john silvers are that way. but you know what they say opinions are like =--- everybody has one.
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Oct 6, 2003
3:56 pm PDT
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And I want (Reply to this comment)
by intestinalgas
....to thank u for including that comment about soiling ur underwear. In fact the whole review
seemed oriented toward an unhealthy obsession with defecation. :(
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Jul 29, 2003
12:50 am PDT
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And I want (Reply to this comment)
by intestinalgas
....to thank u for including that comment about soiling ur underwear. In fact the whole review
seemed oriented toward an unhealthy obsession with defecation. :(
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Jul 29, 2003
12:47 am PDT
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So Sorry, But So Funny! (Reply to this comment)
by hazellight
Stockholder,
I am so sorry you had such a disgusting experience with Long John Silver's. If it were me, the second I saw that shrimp (eewwww!!) I would have walked out - without paying! That is just one of the NASTIEST experiences you can have in a restaurant. Your son-in-law deserves a swat on the head!
But thanks for passing the word on. Your pain notwithstanding, the review really was hilarious, and I will never set foot in a Long John Silver's. I hate seafood anyway!
By the way: "I wish God would make another animal that I could eat". I totally understand where you're coming from. :-) Be healthy!
hazellight
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Feb 13, 2003
8:47 am PST
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I HATE SEAFOOD TOO BUT... (Reply to this comment)
by JAGUARDOG
now I know a place I can avoid if I ever wanted to try seafood again. I can eat a Fish Filet but nothing else as it makes me sick.
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Jan 22, 2003
2:58 am PST
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the back room (Reply to this comment)
by kushnir
Everyone should consider spending at least one day in the kitchen of a restaurant. 1, you will consider being a vegetarian, 2, you will understand what really happens in the back room, 3, it will absolutely shatter any ideas of hygiene, food freshness, and food handling you ever imagined. With most franchise rests they cannot afford decent help, with any kind of common sense anyway, so you put your life into some $5.25 hr kid......no thanks.. The review was great, and you probably saved a few lives.
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Jan 21, 2003
8:00 am PST
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I ... I ... I can ... barely ... reach ... (Reply to this comment)
by fountain-head
my mouse to tap-out a response ... from my convulsed position on the floor!! Thanks for raising my ceratonin level for the day.
That ... was a most-hilarious bit of writing !!
I especially enjoy the way in which you embed your disdain for said son-in-law in a matter-of-fact, almost involuntarily-reflexive manner into your prose ...
Greasy fish & bowel movements ... what a biting metaphor for your relationship. Ouch !
Come to think of it ... my mother-in-law inspires the same GI-tract response in me. Perhaps I shall edify HER in my next review. Thanks for the inspiration.
PS
Our little burg used to have an H.Salt.Esquire fish&chips restraunt. Long since out-of-business, I'm afraid. But ! It was really outstanding F&C ! Simple menu: You could order "Haddock" or "Cod" fish and chips ... that's it (please don't ask me to differentiate between the species). Yes, it was a deep-fried-artery-clogging-balloon-angioplasty nightmare. But it was Goooooood ! And ... as an extra bonus, the owners were FOB from the UK. Cute little accents.
Thanks for confirming my belief that scatological humor can still appeal to someone over middle-school age!
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Jan 17, 2003
10:37 am PST
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Re: Not Eaten There In Awhile. . . (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
"thundermug"
ROFL!!! I thought I was the only one who'd ever heard of one of those!
Katy :oD
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Jan 13, 2003
10:13 am PST
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Not Eaten There In Awhile. . . (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
. . .however, I've never had any problem with the place.
But I do have a story that might go along with your own.
Went there to eat with a friend one time, and we went back to my place afterwards.
He asked me if he could use my bathroom, because "Long John Silver's is starting to work on me!"
Only seconds after he got in there, I heard the old thundermug thundering.
First, it was a deep-pitched, "BOOOOOOP!."
Then, it was a sort of "boop-a-spzzzzzzzz-boop-boop-boop-spzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-boop!"
Then, I heard him remark to himself, "Ghastly! Simply ghastly!"
Cheers!
AJ :o)
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Jan 13, 2003
3:35 am PST
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I used to (Reply to this comment)
by oldcomixfan
yank muscles off of chicken breasts in a poultry-slaughtering plant.Those things ended up at LJS under the disguise of "planks".
I was once ordered to disassemble some greenish chicken flesh.I protested ,but I was just an 18 year old punk who was out of line.The USDA lady saw it and went ballistic on the prick super.He should of been forced to eat it all.
I had considered eating stray pets,as an alternative,until I learned the unholy secrets of pet food ingredients.The old "you are what you eat eats"conundrum.Fish at LJS can be used as thermometers.I would rather eat algae grown in my porcelain throne.Or dirt.
Doug
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Jan 11, 2003
1:47 am PST
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Yikes!!!!!!!! (Reply to this comment)
by glomarrone
Hi,
You bet I'm gonna stay away from this chain. Funny thing is that my husband just expressed a desire to go here. I'm gonna email him a link to your review.
Thanks for the laugh! Good thing we're not having seafood tonight.
Gloria
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Jan 10, 2003
11:11 am PST
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Re: Re: I'm wondering. (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
"...he is defiantly selfish enough to only care about himself."
Sounds like my ex. (And this time, I'm not kidding.)
Katy
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Jan 10, 2003
6:59 am PST
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You're so right... (Reply to this comment)
by randfan
Chuck, if it's any consolation, the Kansas City Long John Saliva's (as we call them) are equally bad. My kids won't even eat there. It's the only restaurant I know where you need to wring out your food before you eat it.
For healthy and interesting chicken and fish recipes, try Epicurious.com. We eat a lot of fish at my house, and I hate fish, but it's not too bad if you make it in interesting ways, and Epicurious.com has some good recipes.
Thanks for the great review! I'm just sorry you had to eat there to write it! ~ Meg
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Jan 10, 2003
5:44 am PST
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Re: I'm wondering. (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
Yes, I think about it all the time.
I don't think he is actually trying to kill me but he is defiantly selfish enough to only care about himself. He is the type of person that would drive me to the grave with his reckless living and not lose a nights sleep over it.
-stockholder
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Jan 10, 2003
12:13 am PST
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I'm wondering. (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
Chuck, you ever thought that maybe your loser son-in-law with the big fat blubber-butt may be trying to KILL you???
Geez, how does your lovely daughter put up with him?
Keep an eye on that feller if he ever cooks anything for you.
Katy
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Jan 9, 2003
4:24 pm PST
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Long John Silver is yucky poo- pooh (Reply to this comment)
by misc_el
It's sad that you had to learn about LJS the hard way, or should I say...oh nevermind, skip that terrible joke.
Seriously, I have been to LJS a couple times (although not in years, over 10 at least) and it is gross!
I was er, um, "sick" both times.
Bluck!
Enjoy your day,
XOXO
Elaine
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Jan 8, 2003
7:24 pm PST
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The Worst (Reply to this comment)
by gerirn
I totally agree with your opinion. gerirn
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Jan 8, 2003
3:08 pm PST
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Re: Hey, Chuck? (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
I moved to Chicago 17-months ago . My son has lived there for 7 years. He found me a cheap apartment. I lived in Jersey up to that. I still consider my home NJ. But my son mentioned I should start getting more comfortable in Chicago.
Thanks for reading and noticing,
Chuck
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Jan 4, 2003
2:17 pm PST
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Hey, Chuck? (Reply to this comment)
by lorace
Outside of that, how'd you like LJS's??? LOL
You didn't leave your sense of humor in the hospital, did you?
Question: What's with Chicago? I could have sworn you were a Jerseyite! Have I confused you with someone else? No way! There's no one else like you.
Have a great year, friend.
Keep the reviews coming - we need fun around here.
Lorace
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Jan 3, 2003
10:37 pm PST
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I am a new convert... (Reply to this comment)
by lightnin
...to the Followers of Stockholder, and so perhaps I am being impertinent by giving some advice.
Loosen up, Sir. It does no good for anyone to hold things back. Someone who has consumed so much cholesterol in one sitting and topped it off with shrimp poop should know that it is no good to have stuff back up. Give us the entire truth. Let it out, man.
Thanks for the warning...and the giggle.
L.
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Jan 2, 2003
10:03 pm PST
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Re: ! (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
My son-in-law is about 6-2" 340lbs. and he is not scary but he is an idiot. I don't think he has ever been on a computer.
TKS
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Jan 2, 2003
7:34 pm PST
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! (Reply to this comment)
by dedemw
How dare that genetic mutant take the Sexy Stockholder to such a place!
(by the way, does he read this stuff... is he scary and big?)
"visible fecal matter near its tale portion"
Sure it wasn't my cat?
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Jan 2, 2003
6:53 pm PST
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lol (Reply to this comment)
by honey0602
loved your review, and I too hate that place.
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Jan 2, 2003
5:41 pm PST
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