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What a joke I hate pizza hut

Jun 4, 2000
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Pros:Not much comes to mind

Cons:All that is Pizza Hut

Oh pizza hut how do I hate thee? Let me count the ways...

1). Slow. Whether I dine in or drive through I must wait at LEAST 20 minutes. Why? Is it really a SURPRISE to them that I came there for of all things, a PIZZA?

2). Buffet incompetence. Ok, so the buffet is not a bad deal. But more often then not, it is not full. Usually if there is any pizza there it is some weird junk that no one wants to eat. At least there are always breadsticks (which surprisingly aren't that bad. But papa johns has MUCH better breadsticks). As soon as a pizza comes out, the vultures surround the carcass. The pizza doesn't last long. I'm lucky to get scraps.

3). Cost. This pizza is too expensive.

4). Taste. Is it really necessary to have about 5 millimeters of grease on top of the pizza? The thin crust is terrible. Learn from papa johns.

5). Noise. Who is the idiot that decided to put a 500 watt jukebox in the place with all the latest crummy music that some gen x'er will undoubtedly serenade you with while you're trying to eat?

6). Pepsi. I like coke. Serve coke.




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