Taco Bell is the single chain who has Never had a good commercial (except GAP)
Written: Apr 08 '01
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Pros: They provide steady jobs for ugly rats and stupid people with one word vocabularies.
Cons: Soggy nachos, food all tastes the same.
The Bottom Line: The food all tastes the same, but it is cheap.
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| punk-7's Full Review: Taco Bell |
Ah, Taco Bell. Now, I'm going to overlook that annoying little rat-dog and those guys with one word vocabularies, this review is about the food.
To their credit, Taco Bell is the only place I have eaten at where their menu has a pound of nachos. Yes, Taco Bell is the only place I'll go if I want a pound of nachos.
so, on to the review.
Food Quality
Ah, the infamous Taco Bell "food". I imagine Taco Bell was started when a college dorm resident found something under his bed and bet his friend to lick it. Granted, this process sometimes has excellent effects. Twinkies and Cabbage Patch Kids were discovered the same way. Taco Bell, however has not been so fortunate. Don't worry about which taco/burrito item you order, they all taste the same.
Please, please stay away from Taco Bell's 7-layer burrito, unless you absolutely love indigestion.
Their nachos are actually pretty decent, good even. And where else are you going to get a pound of the stuff? My brother states they are "a pound of sheer delight".
Cleanliness
Yes, the Taco Bells in my location are fairly clean. Their facilities are well-kept, and their floors are mopped like Mr. Clean's Shiny bald head.
However, I have not yet seen every Taco Bell in the U.S. It could be different in your state.
Bang For Your Buck
This is the one place Taco Bell excels. You can spend anywhere from $1.50 to $4.00 on your average visit to the land of Spanish-speaking rats.
So, in conclusion, the food all tastes the same, the nachos are soggy (unless you shell out the $2.99 for that pound of 'em), but It doesn't cost a whole lot more than dog food. Coincidence? I think not.
Recommended:
No
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