Canada Is Where Canadians Live
Written: Jun 18 '01 (Updated Jun 18 '01)
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Pros: It is a big place and almost America
Cons: They talk french there too much
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| Fez_Monkey's Full Review: Canada |
Canada, is a really big country that is above America on the maps. It is as long as America but goes higher. They dont have states there but they call them providences but they are the same thing.
Some parts of Canada dont talk English instead they talk French! And they dont like it when you try to talk English to them in those places because French people are all rude and think that French is way better to talk anyway. But even if they talk French there I would talk in English because it is a way better way to talk and nobody here knows French anyway.
Did you know, that they don't have a president in Canada! Its true. They dont have a king either but someone called a Prime Mister who runs their country. The capital of Canada is C (haha that is a joke). The real capital of Canda is in a place called Otowa which is near Detroit and almost in America. Why would they make there capital so close to America? Maybe they want to be America but are shy?
One funny thing about Canada is how they talk because they say words like out and boat funny, like ooot and boot. I think this is because some of the people talk French and ruined the words.
All the people in Canada play hockey because it is frozen up there all the time. So that way they have people like Wayne Gretzky who is the greatest hockey player in the whole world and who scores all these goals whenever he plays! Wayne Gretzky used to play for the Los Angeles Kings in America and the New York Rangers (haha Canada he played in America) and has won, like a million hockey trofies but lives here now.
There are alot of big city in Canada even iof they are not as good as the ones here. Torondo and Montrel are two of Canadas biggest citys and they look just like American citys so they copy us that way too.
You can try to drive to Canada but it is far even farther than Las Vegas or Phenix! I bet it would take about a hundred hours to get there and then, you would be all tired from being in the car and not want to see anything. So if you want to go to Canada you should probably better fly because it is faster.
One day I will go to Canada and ask them why they talk French there when they arent french but, untill then I will just read more about them.
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