Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water [PA] by Limp Bizkit

Pros: It ends.
Cons: It starts.

When I received an email from HawgWyld, inviting me to his, Ariel10575 and Jouberts “I Can’t Believe I Bought this Piece of Junk” write-off, a w/o where you have to write about a product you really hate, there was one product that...

Pros: Wes's guitar playing and Scott Weiland's guest appearance
Cons: Awful, awful lyrics

How long did it take Fred Durst to write the lyrics to this album? 10 minutes? That's what it seems like.

Fred must have struggled for lyrical cleverness so instead he dropped the F-bomb like a bad comedian desperate for laughs. The amount...

Pros: The band has never sounded better.
Cons: The lyrics have never been worse.

If you'd asked me five years ago whether or not I thought rap-metal group Limp Bizkit would become a lasting, popular group, i'd have answered "yes" right away, based on the streangth of their "Korn as a rap group" debut Three...

Pros: they put the MI2 theme song on here, they brought Weiland in to help stimulate a different aura
Cons: It's really generic, awful, teen angst music with no soul, just "heavy" licks designed to sell records

There are sure to be loads of epinions coming in on this album over the next few months. In fact, more than a few have poured into the general Limp Bizkit category over the last week or so. So you're probably wondering after I hated this band's...

Pros: Borland's guitar work, can find it on Napster
Cons: Unimaginative lyrics and repetitive music

Despite Limp Bizkit's latest release being entitled Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water the album wasn't completely doomed to be terrible. No, Limp Bizkit manages to do that on their own, stupid title or not.

What I don't...

Pros: Good beats, couple good songs....
Cons: Last track , the skit at the very...............end

I consider myself a pretty big fan of Limp Bizkit. From standing in a insanely long line for the free concert to pushing my way to the front at other concerts. Having liked some of their other CD's I was highly awaiting the new one. When this CD was...

Pros: Outro, some nice bridge riffs, Hold On, Boiler intro.
Cons: Everything else.

I'll be honest. I hate new metal. I hate band members with fewer brain cells than limbs, I hate dull, unimaginative songwriting, I hate unnecessary swearing and cursing in songs, and I hate innuendos. Ok so I'll admit that wasn't a good start, but I ...

Pros: My Way and a couple others, the music isn't too bad.
Cons: The lyrics and the lousy title.

Now before you Limp Bizkit fans get ready to slaughter me for dissing the Bizkit, let me tell you that I am not a person who dislikes Limp Bizkit (or at least their current incarnation) because it is the cool thing to do. I dislike them for several ...

Pros: Grandiose, accomplished rap metal
Cons: Filler, poor lyrics, bad rapping

Poor Fred Durst. Wave your rear around in the atmosphere long enough and it's bound to get slapped around. Not that it's really Fred's fault, though. MTV is likely the larger felon in this rabid fascination with Durst and Limp Bizkit. Durst is simply one...

Pros: Great lyrics and even better beats
Cons: Too much cursing

Remember when Limp Bizkit released their first single called Faith? Well that is when all of my friends and a lot of other kids at my school went crazy over the band. I am sorry to say that I did not like the album, Three Dollar...

Pros: Some really great powerful songs
Cons: A bit of filler to get through

Oh what a nice little purchase at Best Buy for $9.99. I have been a rap-core, or whatever you feel like calling their style of music for quite some time now. Rage, Korn, and recent finds such as HED(PE), are in the heavy rotation in my discography. I...

Pros: Most of the songs, the lyrics are ok.
Cons: They cuss too much.

Limp Bizkit: probably the most bashed, “sell-out” rock/hip hop/rap band of Epinions.com, if not the rest of the world. Yet the stores always are “sold out” of their new albums. Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored...

Pros: Rocking good time music
Cons: You might be embarrassed to own a Bizkit album (I'm not)

(Warning: If you don’t like metal or swearing, this probably isn’t the review for you to read. Not only is it long, it talks about Limp Bizkit the entire time (except for a brief mention of Billy Joel). However, if you don’t mind the brand of music...

Pros: Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'!!
Cons: A lot of iffy, boring songs.

Big money, slick production - Formula Rap-Core - Boring Ballads - Laughable Machoism, but not all that bad...

Bizkit's starting to sound too much like a year 2000 Def Leppard. For a "Hardcore" band, the production on this disc is...

Pros: Good riffs, effective combo of rap lyrics and heavy metal
Cons: stupid skit after the last song plays

Expressions of all walks of life come in many different manors and use different means to get the point across. One of the most popular expressions of opinions and thoughts revolving around all sorts of subject matters is through music. Artists...