Alan Francis - Everything Men Know About Women

Pros: It reveals the truth
Cons: It reveals the truth

Dr. Alan Francis must be laughing all the way to the bank. He has done what no other male has attempted to do. He has successfully cracked the code to the most complex creatures of all time—women. His breakthrough studies reveal the years of research ...

Pros: The interior text does not make a single false statement on this vital subject.
Cons: It's kinda short on accurate statements, too, if you want to be fussy about this.

This book is the culmination of years of painstaking research into such understanding of general feminine psychology as the masculine gender has painstakingly acquired over a period of millennia. It is hard to say just who did all that painstaking...

Pros: Blank canvas for which great minds rend brilliant insight they have gained from life experiences!
Cons: Farcical joke, lack of insight, lack of index, lack of page numbers, lack of thingies.

Author's note: I intended to introduce this review with the quote 'Brevity is the Soul of Wit' - smart because not only does it nail what the author tried to imply by making such a farcical book, but also because it was quote from Polonius in Hamlet, a ...