Meister Brau

Pros: Cheap
Cons: Bitter

First off the beer stinks. Here's a story of how the Internet ruins the process of discovery. Back in school we'd meet at the golf course to drink some beers. We'd buy the cheapest stuff and sometimes you'd have to take what you could get from the ...

Pros: Recyclable aluminum cans, convenient colors make target practice easy
Cons: Some people think that this is a great beer

If Joann Gutenberg had drank this beer in the 1400’s we would never have gotten the printing press. I imagine he would have killed himself by trying to remove the foul bitterness from his tongue.

In my continuing saga of bad beer reviews,...

Pros: Price of Milwaukee's Best, taste as good as Busch Light
Cons: No bottles

Yeah, I'd rather have a Newcastle. But that's if I'm having A beer, like at a restaurant. At home, if I'm going for an inspirational buzz, why waste money on beer to impress your friends. Cut the crap, by a twelve pack and spend the 5-spot you save for a...

Pros: Randy Quaid drank this stuff in Christmas Vacation
Cons: Ummmm.....well...

I had to write about this brew when I read another Epinion from someone in my WOT.

The only thing that comes to mind with this beer is Randy Quaid draining the RV toilet in to the sewer. I tried this beer once.....and never since then. It has...

Pros: It beats Milwaukee's Best or Busch, it's cheap
Cons: It doesn't beat anything else that I know of, not something I'd boast about drinking

This is a beer with virtually no social prestige. Even the beer barbarians usually have nothing to do with this brew, preferring to swill the Milwaukee's Best or Busch, which are even worse. At least this this has some faint semblance of a taste,...

Pros: cheap
Cons: bad taste, hazardous waste, worse after taste

At least Ipecac will taste better.

While at the grocery store last night I noticed that Meister Brau Light was on the shelf in and amongst the other "bubba" beers. This would not normally attract my attention except that I noticed...

Pros: You can get buzzed cheap.
Cons: It takes three or four to kill your tastebuds.

Two jokes come to mind when I think of Meister Brau Light. The first involves the title of this review. The second goes something like this:

A German brewmaster, baffled by the success of mass market American beers, brings a bottle of the...

Pros: The best tasting of all cheap beers
Cons: Its a cheap beer. Enough said.

First off, let me tell you that I am in a fraternity house. This is important for two reasons. One, we are poor college kids. And two, we drink beer in large quantities. We buy pallet's at a time.

We have tried our share of bad, cheap...

Pros: absolutely none
Cons: terrible taste, bad hangovers, embarrasing to drink publicly

Meister Brau is a product that makes me ashamed to admit that I like beer. For those of you who think all beer tastes bad - try this one, and you will realize that some of it is actually better than you first thought. Meister Brau is intended for high...

Pros: none
Cons: taste

I found this beer to be one of the worst beers that was ever made.I can only imagine what they were thinking when they made this.It has no taste.It is boring.I don't think anybody should drink this beer.They should take it off the market.This beer can be...

Pros: cheap
Cons: bad taste, hangover in the next morning

At first I want to warn everybody that Meister Bräu is not a good choice! The only good thing is that Meister Bräu almost costs nothing and you will get terrible hangover in the next morning, but that's all. So Meister Bräu is suitable drink for young...

Pros: Cheap beer, good taste.
Cons: Oooohhh! The next day expect a major hangover!

Review of Meister Brau (June 29, 2000)

Hey! I remember when Meister Brau first came out! They had a lot of T.V. commercials showing how people who bought Meister Brau became heroes because they saved a lot of money over fancy import beers....

Pros: Cheap. Drinkable.
Cons: Almost no flavor whatsoever.

You probably did too. And really, it was good for that purpose. What else could I say about say about Meister Brau Light? Well, at least it lacks the putrid brackishness that accompanies most mainstream light lager offerings.

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Pros: Really, Really, Cheap
Cons: You can be confused as a hick or on foodstamps

In German, this would be called Mr. Beer. In Germany, they would run anyone out of the country if they tried to serve this to them. Meister Brau by all standards of brewing, is cheap beer. Flat out. Its cheap to make and cheap to buy, making it a college...

Pros: Cheap, I guess.
Cons: You get what you pay for.

A German walks in to an American bar and orders a "Meister Brau." Taking a sip, he almost throws the glass back at the bartender.

"How can this beer claim to have a German name?!" The German demanded, but the bartender,...