Highest Rated Review by the Community
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Aug 30 '04
Pros: Easy to drink, high alcohol content
Cons: Nothing like beer
Summary: The clear malt beverage, Zima has been manufactured and distributed by Coors since 1992. It's acceptance amongst consumers is very puzzling when one recalls the lack of success Crystal Pepsi received when put on the market around the same time. Around ...
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Oct 10 '08
Pros: Delicious, fruity goodness!
Cons: The store does not stock enough!
Summary: Just when I thought that Zima had disappeared from store shelves, it made a revival at my local BevMo. As a result, Zima citrus is the new love of my life and sadly the local stores can not replenish their stock fast enough for my comsumption. There are ...
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Oct 10 '08
Pros: Delicious!
Cons: The stores don't carry enough in stock
Summary: There are so many words that could be used to describe Zima: delicious, ambrosial, appetizing, delectable, heavenly, luscious, savory, scrumptious, tasteful, tasty, sweet, tempting, enticing, delightful, divine, enchanting, exquisite, luscious, yummy, i ...
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May 23 '03
Pros: Very pretty bottle.
Cons: Makes you want to spit it out almost immediately.
Summary: I wish I could remember who it was that coined the following phrase. It wasn't me (although I wish it had been), but it'd make a perfect tag line for a truly truthful Zima commercial:
"Zima. Tastes like zhit."
I don't know a...
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Apr 22 '02
Pros: great taste, attracts ladies, same alcohol content as beer
Cons: too expensive, a "girl's" drink
Summary: This malt beverage has been out for years. It seems to have been forgotten in the wake of numerous newer attempts such as: Smirnoff Ice, Bacardi Silver, Sky Blue, multiple other hard lemonades, DNA, etc. This was one of the first to start a new genre of...
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Oct 21 '01
Pros: removes those nasty tar stains from your sandals
Cons: cockroaches in the kitchen refuse to touch it
Summary: I entered the bar early in the afternoon. It was deserted. I clutched my trenchcoat tightly around my shoulders and adjusted my dark glasses. Furtively I approached the barman.
"Zima," I whispered, like they do on all the commercials hoping...
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Sep 18 '01
Pros: Has a light fruity (lemony) taste; Mixed with another drink is good.
Cons: Pricey, takes many drinks to get a buzz, Pricey.
Summary: I was introduced to Zima on my 24th b-day...to me it tasted like carbonated seltzer water...kinda like alka-seltzer with lemon. I wasn't impressed but it is drinkable. I did eventually mix it with apple pucker and that combination was tastey. The price...
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Sep 18 '01
Pros: Kind of refreshing on a hot day. Great for the ladies.
Cons: Guys,if you're drinking this, check to see if you have a vagina.
Summary: What is Zima? Is it beer without the golden color? Is it Sprite with a little kick? Or is it a marketing ploy to look cool? My guess would be the last one and perhaps a combination of the other two as well.
Zima is a marketing gimmick if I...
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Jul 17 '01
Pros: Light, citrus taste that is really refreshing.
Cons: None
Summary: OK, so I'm not a beer drinker. As far as I am concerned, beers, ales and malts are BEER to me. I am not an expert and I am not a big drinker, however, I have become quite a fan of ZIMA.
Years ago some friends from England introduced me to a...
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Jul 12 '01
Pros: great taste!
Cons: hard to find
Summary: until people try it...it's always funny to watch...the first sip and "the face". i tell them to try another sip. i haven't met anyone yet who hasn't liked it by the time they finish the first bottle.
some of my friends won't try it, they...
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Jun 20 '01
Pros: You can really drink this stuff like water. Nice, wide-mouthed 22 ounce bottles.
Cons: Hmmm... I really don't hate the stuff. Just like other beverages better.
Summary: I haven't tried this soda -- I mean malt beverage -- in years. I tried it once in 1994. Bought a six-pack, drank it, and never went back to it.
Now, after seven years, I picked up a couple of 22-ounce bottles and am giving this one a fresh...
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Jun 02 '01
Pros: tastes good, sweet,
Cons: none
Summary: Zima is one of my favorite quick pick me up drinks from the store. It's so much better than beers, I don't really consider Zima a beer because of it's taste. It taste just like 7up only with a little bit of alcohol. I love the way that you don't get that...
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May 04 '01
Pros: Very light taste without the heavy alcohol after taste left by most drinks.
Cons: Not everyone carries this drink, and I don't find anything to replace it with.
Summary: Zima has a clean, light taste. No heavy alcohol taste and is not sickeningly sweet. Does not leave a heavy after taste as many beers tend to leave.
I would recommend this drink to anyone not wanting to have much of an alcohol taste in their drink....
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Mar 02 '01
Pros: It'll die out one day.
Cons: Bottled trash.
Summary: Get that stuff away from me! If I wanted a damn bottle of Sprite, I'd go to the store and get damn bottle of Sprite! You can go to hell!
-- Typical reaction from Stinky 138 when presented with Zima
Some of the worst...
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Feb 02 '01
Pros: Women love it.
Cons: It sucks! It should be classified as sparkling water or soda or tonic or...
Summary: My first run-in with Zima was a travesty for me. After drinking it, I felt used and cheap. I felt like a tramp. Why? Well, I'm sorry to say that Zima took away my virginity. Yes, it's true! My first alcoholic experience entailed stealing two...
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