Blasto for PlayStation 1

Pros: Everybody needs the excercise of walking to the mental clinic that this game'll provide
Cons: This game is the definition of "con!!!"

With laudable graphics, voice quips that become more than irritating and trite, forgettable gameplay, Blasto soars over the moon and crashes his ship on the bargain bin crater.

What was a fairly hyped platformer-type has now been released and...

Pros: fun game, simple but eye-catching graphics, wisecracking Blasto
Cons: not always evident where to go, some of Blasto's quips are eerie in light of Hartman's passing

It's Superman meets Bart Simpson!

Blasto is an action-adventure platform game in which you control the title character, a space gun-toting hero with an ego the size of Jupiter. He's voiced by Phil Hartman of Saturday Night Live! and...

Pros: nothing
Cons: everything

I’ve just spent half the day playing Blasto, and my expectations for this game were simply Blasted. When I previewed this game months ago, it looked like it had potential and I liked it. Cool secrets, a clever motif (a Flash Gordon-like space hero),...

Pros: music is half-decent
Cons: graphics are bland, levels are boring, slow gameplay

After the constant advertising, and non-stop chatter I heard about this game, I was expecting something that was at least worth my time. After I popped that game into my Playstation, though, I was thoroughly disappointed. The graphics bring a new...

Pros: weapons, good voices
Cons: too short

Ok, so this game didn't turn out to what everybody thought it would be, but it's still a really good game. I'll rate it 4. First of all Phill Heartman is one of the best voices you can get! It has sooo much comedy you wouldn't believe it. Like parts when...

Pros: Graphics, Sound, Phil Hartman, skills needed to complete.
Cons: Game is too long.

I know that this game has been out a while and, at the same time, I just had to write. This is the best $5 I ever spent!

From jokes about Uranus to cartoon babes in revealing bikinis and from awesome graphics to a great voice-over, this game...

Pros: Cool graphics and easy game play
Cons: mainly for the youngsters

I loved the cute graphics on this game. I tried the demo version of it with my little cousin. This game looks like a kids game, but it's not that easy for kids to play. Sounds are cool and funny. Don't get much choice on weapons from what i have seen....

Pros: Funny
Cons: Not multi-player

Blasto! This game could've been cool. He's voiced by Phil Hartman of Saturday Night Live! Blasto makes funny wisecracks about his enemies. You travel from space station to space station, searching for controls to get you to the next level, gunning down...

Pros: nothing
Cons: everything

Where did Blasto lose the plot? Sony might ask themselves, as one of their flagship projects of last year slips out finished in the summer 'silly season' of 1998. There's nothing specifically bad about Blasto, save some areas lacking polish, it's just...